What one is more easier to do?
God I believe Jesus die for my sins.
Or
Killed every one?
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Killed every one? I didn't know Jesus was a serial killer. Was he Scn of Sam , er, God, or the Boston Strangler, the Hillside Strangler, or Jeffrey Dahmer? Take this all of you and eat it...
"God I believe Jesus die for my sins.
Or
Killed every one?"
Since you can't force yourself to believe something I'd have to say killing everyone would be much easier.
Now, what that has to do with anything I don't know. Then again, it is LoneWolf so...
As ridiculous as his post is, I really don't see the value in accumulating even more of LoneWolf's comments on this site.
There's no nice way to put this, but I think there's something genuinely wrong with him. Nobody should be mocked for that.
I agree with one-time-poster.
Lone-Wolf's insanity is not self-induced. Admittedly he is resistant to sanity, but if I was as stuffed-up as he is, I might accept there's no chance of a natural cure, and consider my best chance is plumping for a miracle, implausible though it is.
While pointing and laughing at the self-inflicted retardation of Fundies is great fun, doing the same at a natural-born retard isn't amusing.
Speakest thou not King's English, villain? By Saviour in Heavens almighty, thou must that disturb'd talentless creator of disturbing homages of arts be, the one the huddled masses call -- with whispers tinged with fear and sheer lunacy! -- the Lone Wolf of Year of our Lord 1984.
What one is more easier to do?
FSM, I believe that Chef Boyardie die for my sins.
Or
With rich, apple filling.
I think that LoneWolf1984 may be asking whether it would be easier for a person to pray and say that they believed that Jesus died for their sins, or to say that Jesus killed everyone.
However, LoneWolf1984 fails to take the idea that atheists don't believe that there is a God in the first place seriously. I believe that he may be thinking that atheists actually "know" that God exists but hate him.
@ Not_You #686455 2008-Aug-24 04:12 PM
"This fucker lives in Ohio?"
He does???? How the hell did I miss that one. Now I'm even more depressed. Someone get him the hell out of my beloved Buckeye State, please.
Yes, well.
My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!
Homsar makes more sense than the second sentence alone.
Is this English? It looks like English words, but they make no sense.
It's "Which one is easier to do?", surely.
God Killed every one? According to the Bible he did...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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