Please pray Alfonce whose girlfriend died and i decided to burn everything in his house including a koran book, rasta and judo..that he may decide to came back to Jesus Christ
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"Please pray Alfonce whose girlfriend died and i decided to burn everything in his house including a koran book, rasta and judo..that he may decide to came back to Jesus Christ"
She burned his Qu'ran? Private property, woman, do you have any concept of it?
I just gave a prayer on that site, it reads:
What the hell is wrong with you? His girlfriend just died! If you want so badly to bring him back to your god, why not show how compassionate his followers could be by showing only love for him and consideration for his grief. Burning his shit is not going to make him think kindly of you or your god.
What a brilliant plan to bring people to the Holy Bible, BURN EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T THE HOLY BIBLE !! Then they'll have no choice but to read it, it's so obvious I can't believe I didn't see it before. Oh yeah, the waiting until his girlfriend had just died is just the perfect icing on the cake, I think you'd be Jesus' favourite person in the world right now.
His girlfriend dies and you burn all his shit?
Man, you are really reaching for that Asshole of the Year Award, ain't you?
Is that English? It looks like English words, but they make no sense as they are strung together.
Book burning? How very fascist of you!
@aurelia, NonProphet, etc.
It's Qur'an (pronounced "coor-aan") by the way and not "Qu'ran". Or you could just play it safe and skip the purely phonetic apostrophe all together and write "Quran/Quran/Kuran/Koran/Coran" (all excepted spellings, according to Wikipedia) OR you could go like super -pretentious and write "Al-Qur’an", which takes even longer to type; all the more time of course to stroke that throbbing intellectual ego, eh? *wink, wink*
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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