[Robert T Lee gives us a completely valid testament about atheists from a 7 year old. Ahem. No, it's true. Honest...]
Hi everyone. I am 7 years of age. I want to let you knoe what and atheist ears. And atheist iis a person who uses his brain the wrung way.. Atheist don't know trutht. no one can no truth if theu rejek it. atheists are fools. They say it is no GOD. i afraid of atheists. if my parents wood have been atheists, they probably wood have killed me when eye i was in my mama woomb. Atheist kill sic olld people. atheists are nasty. atheist put a lot bad thing on the computer. atheists are dangerous. ppeople
[The site itself may have been taken down now so the URL links to a rebuttal page, where the rest of Lee's madness is revealed]
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This kind of creepiness reminds me of An Spammer's little morality play in some thread or another here where he was simultaneously posting as the Devil whilst "debating" some guy, as per its usual MO. In both cases, you're getting a disturbing look at what passes for "thought" in the mind of the poster.
Hey asshole: No one fucking cares what a 7 year old has been taught to think when, you know, adults with better fucking sense than cult members are talking.
I'll ask the kid's opinion on crayola vs. roseart, not on shit he has no clue about.
Spelling, education, research, and common sense: you need them.
Also, creepy lying asshat.
7 years old my ass!!!. Just because you force misspellings, it's not a good forgery. To begin with, seven years old don't have in their vocabulary words as "truth", "womb" or "age". It's you who pretend to be a seven years old, IDIOT.
So, people well over 30 spell athiest or so all the time, and a seven years old, who is unable to spell normal words ok, doesn't miss a chance to do it perfectly. Besides, since when children can type so well(and are worried about "bad things" in internet they can't reach without help?)?, since when "tummy" or the cabagge turn into womb?
So, she perfectly spells words which probably are not at all in her vocabulary at that age, she is able to convey complex phylosophical ideas, and she's unable to spell normal life words?. Lying for Jesus is worse than lying.
Children don't mistake 'is' for 'ears'. Nor do they make mostly non-phonetic spelling mistakes. Or grammar mistakes they don't make while speaking.
Or care about differences between humans unless he's been taught to care.
Phail.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMFG. lol. unbelievable. "they say it is no GOD." AHAHAHAHAHAHA! perhaps mr. lee is slipping backwards? alzheimers is too good for this piece of trash. ironic, however, that he's more a convincing 7 year old when he's NOT pretending.
"Atheist don't know trutht. no one can no truth if theu rejek it"
I think if you don't know how to spell a word, you will misspell it consistently, and won't write "know" and then "no" in the same phrase, and then "knoe" in another one.
Also notice how he misspells trutht and ppeople, but he manages to spell atheist correctly every time. One would think that pesky h in atheist would give him trouble.
Robert T, I'll give you a C for the effort, try harder next time.
A seven year old who can spell words like "atheist", "dangerous" and "computer" correctly and uses archaic phrases like "7 years of age", but can't manage words like "know", "is", "an" and "wrong", who uses advanced yet archaic phrases like "I am 7 years of age." but can't form a coherent sentence otherwise?
Robert T Lee, you are a fucking mental defective if you think you can fool even a single person on the entire planet with bullshit like this.
#376980 wrote:
"Robert T Lee, you are a fucking mental defective if you think you can fool even a single person on the entire planet with bullshit like this."
You're forgetting who his target audience is....
Booyakasha! Hey check it out, I has found this kid who is talk like me! But da ting is, I dun know if it's real, or 'e's like fakin' an' shit. woteva, 'e is really hatin on them atheist.
I know a couple atheist, and they is cool cats. I mean, they dont stab or nothin' like you'd tink. So don't be believin' dis hat-a that atheist is all mean an' shit. Cuz dey ain't.
Big ups to y'all and tanks for listnin. Stay in skool, aiight.
"I want to let you knoe what and atheist ears. And atheist iis"
"knoe" "what and" "ears" "iis"
Yet, you spelled 'Atheist' correctly. What most adult fundies can't do.
1/10 Fail harder, troll.
If this is a kid, hen poor brainwashed kid.
Course, it probably isn't, and that just means an even sadder adult.
Confused?
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