I don't see any evidence of a valid Techtonic plate theory, and thus do not believe it.
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Well, you won't find any valid evidence of tectonic plate theory in the Bible or in your copy of "PlayAmish." You're going to have to read books and journals on geology to find that evidence.
On the other hand, I don't see any valid evidence of you, so I don't believe in you.
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Assuming the misspelling was an accident, this can only be because you do not look for such evidence. The most obvious evidence of such would be earthquakes and volcanic activity, almost entirely along plate boundaries.
He reminds me of my little brother playing hide-and-go-seek. When I found him behind the couch he had his eyes closed, figuring that if he didn't see me then I couldn't see him. Of course, my brother was three years old at the time.
I don't see any evidence (seeing your words before my eyes doesn't count of course) that someone as stupid as you exists. Therefore, I do not believe it. Seriously, go to school and actually LISTEN when your teacher explains the basics to you. This isn't like religion where they tell you how something is supposed to work, but they do not explain the evidence that lead to that conclusion. It's hard to believe, I know, but they actually sit down with you and explain all the fundamental concepts that show you how something works and will give you interesting facts - For example, they use satellites to measure how much land masses move each year, genius.
Oh and if you actually decide to try and learn something do me a favor and grab the kids who haven't wrapped their brains around the idea that gravity is effected by distance and strap them into a classroom chair with you.
What the....? Another one? HOW?!?
How can so many people in the world be so delusional as to deny (not just "not see," but outright DENY) plain physical facts such as evolution, gravity, germs, and tectonics?
And WHY, for goodness' sake, are these people not locked up and cured of their mental illness?
~David D.G.
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That's why you should believe in tectonic plates. Unless, of course, you're just following the assumption that it's a theory, and therefore like the ToE and naughty in God's sight, or something like that.
Stop looking in the Bible and read some factual books you knob-breath. Go back to school and try and learn something, like how not to be a failure. Get the hell out of the gene pool before I have you reported. I would happily excrete on you to show you some normal genes, but it would be a waste.
@Redhunter
"When I found him behind the couch he had his eyes closed, figuring that if he didn't see me then I couldn't see him. Of course, my brother was three years old at the time."
Even at that age, he knew where his towel was.
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This is the one I like the best;
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There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.
Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.
God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.
Kathy, Yahoo!Answers 84 Comments [1/30/2010 10:04:31 AM]
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I Googled Teutonic Plates to find it. Google suggests Tectonic right off the bat and takes you there. However, I persisted, and lo and behold there are a lot of links for Teutonic Plates, most as typos.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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