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"...Ready for It?" is a liberal song recorded by far-left feminist icon and provocateur Taylor Swift. This song features a hypocritical usage of cultural appropriation, as Swift employs a dialect most common in the African American population, much like other rich Caucasian liberals.

This "song" is the first promotional single of Swift's upcoming album reputation, and as such is setting the tone because this song is rife with sexual content.

For instance, a part of the song goes "I-I-I see how this is gonna go / Touch me, and you'll never be alone /I-Island breeze and lights down low /No one has to know" 1 Corinthians 6:18 says to "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body." This therefore means that touching in a premarital state is ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!

"In the middle of the night, in my dreams / You should see the things we do, baby / In the middle of the night, in my dreams / I know I'm gonna be with you / So I take my time / (Are you ready for it?) She is talking about lusting after the flesh by having wicked dreams! Matthew 5:28 says "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

She also says this "He can be my jailer / Burton to this Taylor" This is a clear reference to the BDSM lifestyle and it is WICKED AND ABOMINABLE UNTO THE LORD AND BDSM WILL RESULT IN THE DECLINE OF THE CULTURE! OWWWWWWWWWW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS LISTEN TO THIS FILTH AND THEY WILL NOT NOR WILL YOU INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IF YOU TAKE THEM TO SEE THE REPUTATION TOUR! SPEND THAT MONEY ON A GOOD FAMILY BIBLE AND CONCORDANCE! God's people said AMEN!

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