PERSONAL PRAYER FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF MY FELLOW HUMANS
My Dearest Lord, please heed my prayer to you.
In your heavenly 7th dimensional lair in my ceiling, approximately 15 inches east of the light fitting and several dimensions updownacrosstwirly, please look favourably at my humble figure.
O Almighty God, I implore that you send some form of natural or supernatural disaster that will destroy all homosexual people. It wouldn't be a bad idea, O Murderous One, if you took out the atheists and Liberals at the same time. And come to think of it, O Lord, you who are more merciless than Ming the Merciless, more minging than Mongo the Mighty, more mighty than Satan the Shithead and more shitheaded then er ...., hang on a minute, back in a sec ...
... OK. Here I am again. Just had to take a pill, for medicinal purposes. Better now. Now, where was I. O yes my Lord. I pray, O Master of Genocide, that thou takest out the feminists and slay them so that we pure of heart may view their screams of terror as they are righteously slain.
Would it be possible, O my King of Terror, that you can cause the homos to be reborn and then killed again for entertainment purposes. That, O Glorious Destroyer would be magnificent. My Mighty Exterminator, it would be very much appreciated if you could rid this planet of everyone expect for us fundie lunatics and this prayer implores that you do so.
But my Lord, on reflection, would it be possible, after you've destroyed everyone we hate, for you to use your magic fingers to create, say from some spare dust, a new breed of people that we fundies can hate. It's just that hatred is such an integral part of our lives O God. And it would be nice to have fresh meat to hate. Praise be to you O Loving Hateful King of Filth. Please heed our prayer.
Amen
