The 2008 Fundies voting
1) Fundie of the Year for 2008David J. Stewart ><>Karatemum<>< Garvan Ellison HeartBrokenBrad Raani Starnes Jayden's Mommy
2) Life Time Achivement award for 2008, Fundie followed by achivement title
3) Fundiest Board for 2008
Voting's all over folks, but I'll open up the comments
Distind
And the results are in!
517 comments
1: E
Reason? Best fraud i have ever seen. Even better than the Nigerian emails.
2: B
Reason? Simple. Biggest idiot on earth.
3: A
Reason? Being the biggest hypocrites and the amount of threats aimed towards the next president.
1:A
Admittedly, it was hard to choose between David J. Stewart and Jayden's Mommy (which is usually expressed as "Jayden's? Mommy?" for reason's known only to herself). But, in the end, I chose David due to his excessive hatefulness and extreme misogyny.
However, I am now wondering if David's middle name is actually Jayden and his mommy calls him by this name. That would explain a lot.
1: C (Garvan Ellison)
2: E (Raani Starnes)
3: D (HeartBrokenBrad)
The 2008 quotes are, as is often the case, very competitive. But Garvan Ellison's delusions of being a prophet take the cake, closely followed my Raani Starnes' wilful distortion of the nature of homosexuality, a classic case of "lying for Jesus". Unfortunately, HeartBrokenBrad's simply stupidity and ignorance are only enough to get him third place. I do hope that hearing this news doesn't break his heart all over again....
Here are my votes:
1:A
1: A
2: B
3: A
I believe these speak for themselves, and while all of the candidates are justifiable--ol' Davey, Stuporsport, and Raptard Rugby just stick out more...
1:E
Why Raani Starnes?
2:?
I'd have to look through the old archives to see what they said... and I'm too lazy to do that.
3:B
Why Gaia Online?
This is so hard when your dealing with a hang over...
1. A
2. A
3. B
1. A | David J. Stewartone doesn't need a brain to have a mind...ask any developing embryo. " Also, saying that homosexuality is caused by your parents eating junkfood. To be fair, though, I suppose that's better than all this "you CHOSE to be marginalized and have your rights taken away!" crap.
1) Fundie of the Year for 2008
2) Life Time Achivement award for 2008
3) Fundiest Board for 2008
I'll go with
1: A
It's quite remarkable how few of these posts follow the instructions regarding the format.
Yet said instructions are remarkably clear.
And we dare to suggest that the RR crowd are less than clever?
1:A 2:B 3:A
The fact that my friend Ashy and I visit Gaia prove it's not fundie. It can have fundie members, but it's not a fucking fundie site any more than, say, YouTube.
1. Garvan, for being the second coming of Supersport third coming of Carico current best exemplar of epic moron.
2. B. Because A should never be acknowledged under any circumstances.
3. A. Fundamentalism is bad enough as it is, but RR is one of the most disturbingly rudderless forms of it ever.
1:A 2:X 3:A
No vote on 2, I don't keep track of that stuff. I don't know how 3 could be a contest... Gaia Online is a big board that has some fundies. Rapture Ready is a board by fundies, for fundies, populated entirely by fundies and people baiting fundies.
1: F
2: B
3: A
1. David J. stewart.
2. Supersport.
3. RR
1:A
Reasons:
Superport - Troy may be prolific, but 90% of his comments are the same damn 4 Step Deeply Flawed Proof of Absolutely Nothing over and over and over ad infinitum . BigChrisFilm just isn't in the same league as Supersport, In fact there are very few fundies out there who are. Mabye Carico, AV1611Vet, Shield of Faith, and a select few at RR.
Rapture Ready - No more need be said.
Also, this quote is a Poe.
1:F 2:B 3:A
I considered voting for J. Stewart or Ellison, but I'm just not sure they're real...
Why was Conservapedia not put up as a nomination for fundiest board? Oh well, RR will always win this anyway...unless of course they suddenly disappear.
1:B 2:B 3:A
Although Jayden's Mommy is a real poster on Y!A's Religion section and quite the little bitch, most of the quotes submitted here came from trolls who were pretending to be her. I'm also pretty sure that Garvan is a troll. KarateMama is the only one who I'm pretty sure is real and came across as super-fundie to me.
This is difficult...
1) A
2) B
3) A
1:B 2:B 3:A
I would have loved to vote for good ol' Garvan or Jayden's Mommy, but I think they're both Poes. Besides, ><>Karatemom<>< insists on talking about a "God-spot", and that just makes me laugh out-loud every time I read it.
1. A
2. B
3. A
Of the three choices for #2, Supersport takes it by far. You-know-who doesn't deserve the glory--you know he'd love to win!--but the cut & paste just isn't all that impressive, in spite of the amount of time he must spend on it.
For #3, Rapture Ready--no contest. I think there were some worthy contenders that were overlooked--no Conservapedia? No CARM? Or even World Nut Daily? But on reflection, it would probably still be no contest.
Whoops. Now I understand this. Please ignore my earlier post - I was seriously sleep-deprived, and thought that it was ONE vote, given to first, second and third place.
It is instead THREE votes, each for its own category's first place, and my votes are:
1. C. Garvan Ellison's delusions of prophethood are still the fundiest of these comments.
2. C. BigChrisFilm is a particular annoyance to me.
3. A. No contest. GO is not a nice place, but RR still takes the cake (and first place).
1:E - what an extremely cruel bitch!
I would have preferred a better selection of fundies to vote for - there should be a top 10 individual posts, too, and maybe best demon-related post, best unintentional innuendo, heaviest use of unnecessary punctuation, etc.
1C It's a hard choice between him and David Jackass Stupid but Garvan wins for sheer depth of stupidity
2B Quite possibly the most self-righteously ignorant idiot I have ever encountered on the Internet
3A No contest really, Rapture Ready is concentrated self-righteousness, stupidity, and death-worship all rolled into one.
It looks like David J. Stewart, StupidSport and Rapture Ready have built an insurmountable lead, although to give RR a fair shot, I might have added World Nut-job Daily and Conservapedia to the "Fundiest Board" list. I'm disappointed in Carico - she started out strong but faded fast.
1. E
Not exceptionally fundy. But certainly asinine.
2. B
Gravity? What's that? Alternatively, Troy already has the biggest asshole award. Spread the joy.
3. A
For once again, failing to predict the time of their own demise.
1) Fundie of the Year for 2008:
2) Life Time Achivement award for 2008:
3) Fundiest Board for 2008
1)F
haha , nice acronym.
1) C 2) B 3) A
What about LoneWolf?
1: A -- There may be some more intensely fundamentalist fundies out there, but Davey cosistently hits it out of the park.
2: B -- I haven't been paying attention. B is the only name I recognize, so let's go with that.
3: A -- Rapture Retards are practically the definition of fundies.
1:E
I miss Bro. Randy though
1:E Raani Starnes. What a giant bitch!
2:C BigChrisFilm. Truly a prince amongst retards.
3:A The Rapture; any day now...
I would like to thank Jebus, without whom the winning fundies could not have achieved such an amazing wealth of ignorance.
Hey at least I'm one of the voices of reason on Gaia, it's annoying as hell having to do evolution threads over and over and over, or explain why "No, the big bang was not like that... stop being an idiot".
1:A 2:C 3:B
Where is LoneWolf1984?
1:F
Why I chose F? Jayden's mommy wants to make certain people miserable. David's comment was close due to it sounding like prejudice but I haven't found proof that he dislikes black people.
2:B
Why I chose B? A lot of this guy's info makes me think he takes online courses from another planet.
3:A
Why I chose A? Do I need to even explain this? It's a cult filled with the most idiotic and brainwashed Christians I've ever heard of. If you never heard of them, you shouldn't even be voting.
1.) A (the others should still get dishonorable mentions)
2.) B (although I agree with nfp that Bro Randy should be a pick as well)
3.) A (It's not really a contest with this category since Gaia only has a few dumb ass creationist teens while RR is filled with retarded adults that can hardly think outside the box. Teens-4-Christ should have been a choice as well)
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