To: Christian Coalition of America/Christian Broadcasting Network
I am a teacher in Florida and I want to tell you how bad of an influence collegehumor.com is to the christian children of America. In my 6th hour swimming class last week, two young males offered money to two female students for switching bathing suits in the schools pool (as was done on this evil web page). When the attempt was unsuccessful, one of the female students ended up exposing herself to the class. After I asked the male students where they learned of such an immoral idea, they referred me to www.collegehumor.com . I have told several parents that this web page is responsible for the misbehavior of students. I think a petition to ban this web page will help several christian organizations put this immoral page away forever and stop them from negatively influencing our fragile children. If you have any social conscious or moral dignity, then you should sign this petition. The people who sign this petition would like you to use your power, and the power of god to eliminate www.collegehumor.com .
Teacher of Gods Children,
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"Free speech? It's corrupting teh childrenz! Kill it!"
Or, um, keep your kids from watching it. Better yet: Let them know that they're responsible for their own actions and they still chose to imitate the dumb site.
That's collegehumor.com?
hmm...
And yet, there are probably thousands of people who read that site that DON'T pull stunts listed thereon. It's not the site's fault that stupid people read it and get ideas. It's just like that show Jackass. I hate it with a passion, but I wouldn't try to stop anyone else from watching it (well, except my daughter). Why? Because I know that only brain-dead idiots would go out and try to recreate dangerous and potentially deadly things they see on there. More power to them when they do - it shows the world exactly what they're made of, and might potentially remove them from the gene pool and spare the rest of us.
Boys trying to get girls to take their clothes off. Pah - that happens with or without a website giving them the idea. The site didn't tell the girl to flash, yet she did it anyway. Where was the motivation for *that* coming from?
To: Christian Coalition of America Christian Broadcasting Network
I am a teacher in Florida and I want to tell you how bad an influence the TV show "Doctor Who" is to the Christian children of America. Last week I overheard two students discussing the total extermination of all life in the Universe and the raising of an all-powerful Dalek Empire.
When I asked the students where they had learned of such an immoral idea they referred me to www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho . I have told several parents that this TV show is responsible for the xenocidal attitude of students. I think a petition to ban this show will help several Christian organizations put this immoral program away forever and stop them from indoctrinating our weak-minded children with pro-Dalek propaganda.
If you have any social conscience or moral dignity, then you should sign this petition. The people who sign this petition would like you to use your power and the power of God to eliminate Doctor Who.
Teacher of God's children
Gareth Blake
So, some teenaged boys tried to convince some teenaged girls to take off their clothers.
This would never have happened before the Internet came along. ;)
1. You used the word 'immoral'. A sensible person would use the word 'stupid' or 'silly' or something similar.
I assume you have problems with the idea of somebody actually not having certain organs obscured by polymer, which is a childish religious belief.
2. Teenagers will do stupid things, it's not like it's any different if it's inspired by a website. If they didn't have the website to get the idea from, they would get the idea from somewhere else.
It's not new, people have been doing this for hundreds of years.
3. It's humour. Lighten up.
4. 'Power of God' (you didn't capitalise it, omg!)? Does God destroy websites now?
5. Everyone who signed the petition did it out of sarcasm.
6. You're a moron.
7. Shut up
I cant wait to see what the power of god can do here.
Maybe god is busy, so the humans will have to do something... but still, they never question why god is always busy elsewhere...
What??? Young kids testing our so called system? Oh no! Eliminate something as innocuous/rite of passage as this site and I'll lead the march to eliminate CCA. My daughter would probably hide in shame but she loves her mommy, hippie witch.
I could say you're an idiot for not noticing males and females changing bathing suits when they're supposed to be under your scrutiny but I won't. Nah. Idiot.
Ban. That's all that fundies think of. They kids were having some fun.
Come to the beach with me Molly. We don't wear anything and it's considered perfectly normal and natural. And no. there is no pririence there at all. Men do not look lasciviously at naked women. Women do not look with lust at men. When everyone is naked there is nothing to wonder about, nothing to lust over and nothing to hide.
Fundies fail to realise that total nudity is the most unerotic thing. Lust arised when clothing leads to tease and semi display.
My favourite signature on the petition is currently #2046.
"Sister Mary Elephant - more importantly, did the girls kiss while exposing themselves? because that would awesome."
I hope the creator of the petition doesn't check it and actually sends it as is lol.
Edit - I think my favroute signature is now #2038 just for its randomness:
"Jesus was a Liberal - Nuke a gay whale for jesus"
Yes use the children to further the Fundy cause.
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."
Yep. Further proof that when you 'receive the Holy Spirit', you have your critical faculties, cynicism & sense of humour surgically removed.
It cerainly proves that Americans have no concept of irony (Fundies, Rednecks & Neocons at least).
Molly, I hope you got out a cane and whipped those disgusting, perverted children until they were bleeding. That will teach them, and earn you crowns in heaven for standing up to the immorality that surrounds us all every day. Why, just last week my neighbor put one of her... ahem... brassieres (sorry for any offense, Molly) on her clothes-line, in full view! Naturally I went and knocked on her door immediately, and punched her in the face as soon as she opened it. After I explained why I struck her, she was very thankful and very, very apologetic. The immoral item was removed from the line immediately.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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