The Bible clearly states that God created life on the earth. It says that He created the heavens (stars, moon, etc) but never says He put life there. The conclusion - the only planet life exists on is earth.
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If the only proof that you can offer is the Bible, and you are offering that proof against significant amounts of evidence to the contrary (Simulations, the Drake Equation, the generalized Law of Really Big Numbers, and so on), then you need to provide more than that or go away. Of course, if aliens really did exist and showed up here, Mrs. Debbie would probably claim that they were either angels or devils (probably devils, as they wouldn't have the same concept of God that she does), and thus claim that they weren't life from another planet.
The Bible clearly states that God created life on the earth. It does clearly state that. It is wrong, but it does state that.
It says that He created the heavens (stars, moon, etc) but never says He put life there.
Yes, it states that too. The timeframe is wrong, but it does state that.
The conclusion - the only planet life exists on is earth.
Yes, and kangaroos do not exist since they are not in the Bible either. But unicorns do, since they are in the KJV Bible.
Mrs. Debbie
Now, why don't you just do what that misogynist Christian apostle Paul said and leave the teaching and instructing to the men?
The bible clearly states very few things, in reality.
The Bible says nothing whatsoever about other planets. You know why? Because the primitive desert nomads that wrote the Bible didn't have a clue about them. They just thought they were "wandering stars." Don't you think that if their was a god that inspired men to write this stuff down could have at least said, "Oh yeah, and those stars that change places every night aren't stars, they're other worlds called planets. And some of them are really huge fuckers, too, damn sight bigger than the earth. Retards."
"The Bible clearly states that God created life on the earth."It sure does. The story of Cinderella clearly states that Cinderella rode to the ball in a pumpkin that had turned into a carriage. The story of Baba Yaga clearly states that she lived in a hut that moved itself around on giant bird legs. The story of Rumpelstiltskin says he spun straw into gold.
"It says that He created the heavens (stars, moon, etc) but never says He put life there."
OK, so what? The Bible says a lot of ridiculous things.
"The conclusion - the only planet life exists on is earth."
No, God is a fantasy. He is an imaginary being, and, as such, God did not do anything.
Even so, just because a source doesn't plainly state that something happened, does not mean it didn't happen. For example, just because I say that I had a waffle for breakfast doesn't mean that I didn't have bacon and coffee too.
The Bible clearly states that God created life on the earth. It says that He created the heavens (stars, moon, etc) but never says He put life there.
There can be no life [as we know it] on stars. Get a fucking education.
The conclusion - the only planet life exists on is earth.
Okay, so by the same token, if the bible does not mention peple living, say, in Sweden, it means they don't exist? Please think things through next time you post... ya dummy.
To quote the movie Contact , that's an awful waste of space.
He also didn't say anything about the Aztecs, the aborigines, midgets, cancer, retardation, Zoroaster, Mithraism, or the north and south poles. Does that mean they never were or that not everything is included in your precious little book?
Well, yes. According to your myths, this is the only planet with intelligent life. Luckily, your myths are no more accurate than those of the ancient Greeks, Egyptians, Hittites, etc. However, as myths are not the guiding principles of the universe, we can feel free to ignore you.
You know, I picked up quite a few neat scientific factoids from comic books when I was young. Some of them later turned out to be wrong, or at least woefully oversimplified. But even so, those badly written comic books were a lot closer to reality than what these people get from the book they worship. And the logic typically was better, too.
The Bible clearly states that God created life on the earth. It says that He created the heavens (stars, moon, etc) but never says He put life there.
Of course not! The Bible was written by ancient people who didn't know that stars or the moon were anything more than pretty lights in the sky. They didn't even know that there was a "there" to put life!
The conclusion - the only planet life exists on is earth.
The moral of that conclusion: Stop reading the Bible while high. Pot and Bible don't mix very well.
Little Debbie, what if there's another bible on another world with other inhabitants. I'll bet we are not mentioned in it.
Now watch a whole new mythology spring up from that premise.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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