turalura #fundie

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The American people don’t want it. They don’t want Obamacare, they don’t want foreign oil, they don’t want indoctrination in the schools, they don’t want shariah, they don’t want America dismantled, they don’t want American hegemony destroyed, they don’t want international law, they don’t want to abandon Israel, they do not want their freedoms destroyed, they do not want free speech curbed, they don’t want Obama!

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old comment by Vesper

Obamacare- call it what you want. I want it.

foreign oil- not a big fan of oil, but until other options become more viable it should be used as needed.

indoctrination in schools- that's the only type of indoctrination I want. Although I believe the word for it is education.

shariah- yeah, don't want that.

American hegemony- do you even know what that means? I thought right wingers hated imperialism and wanted us out of foreign interests?

International law- I'm all for it, just wish the US would stop being the whiny 10 year old with the ball, and just play fair. Eventually we'll realize we're not the only kid on the block who has a ball.

abandon Israel- Now I get to sound like a Progressivist shill... ABANDON ISRAEL! They DO NOT have the moral high ground. They ARE NOT the rightful owners of that land, and if they aren't willing to sit down and work this shit out then we need to stop sitting behind them with our tanks and bombers threatening their opposition.

Freedoms destroyed- where were you when the Patriot Act was signed?

Free speech curbed- I'm all for free speech; even for douche bags.

Obama- DO WANT. Although I'd still like to see more decisiveness out of him. He was elected. We chose him. We chose him for his ideals. Now not the time for him to question what we want.

I have no clue why I wasted my time saying all that tho...

old comment by Xotan

Ameican people want the freedom to be dumped by their health insurance companies if they sneeze!

American people don't have enough oil of their own. Perhaps turalura doesn't have a car?

American people don't want indoctrination in schools: they prefer it from their pastors

American people don't want shariah law because it's from Islam. They want the Christian version as dictated in the Bible and interpreted by turalura

American people don't want international law; they prefer their soldiers should be abused and tortured if captured by the enemy, just like happened in Guantanamo & Abu Graib - Americans set the example there, unfortunately, so they can expect it to be returned if there is no international law protection.

American people don't want to abandon Israel; they prefer that the Israeli tail wags the American dog. Israel's creeping land theft is immoral. It is even more immoral to support it. Palestinian Arabs are not entirely to blame for resenting and reaacting - nor are they angels of righteousness either. But an even-handed approach to Israel and the Palestinians would be preferable to the Israel right or wrong current policy.

American people don't want their freedoms destroyed: but too late. George saw to that!

Americans don't want free speech curbed - except by the Patriot act, Senator McCarthy etc. Get real. You have fewer freedoms than many other countries, and freedom is always a trade off with security.

Americans don't want Obama? Then why the hell did they elect him by a large majority?

Turalura is anti-democratic. He wants only the government he approves and to hell with the choice of the people. Roll on religious dictatorship/theocracy!

old comment by TB Tabby

Responses from an American person:

"They don’t want Obamacare,"

Except for the 55% that do.

"they don’t want foreign oil,"

Depends on what we have to do to get it. "War under false pretenses" is on my "no" list, but you fundies don't seem to mind it.

"they don’t want indoctrination in the schools,"

So stop trying to put it in.

"they don’t want shariah,"

You do. Killing gays, treating women as inferiors, strict adherence to religion...sounds like a little slice of Heaven for a fundie.

"they don’t want America dismantled,"

Tell that to the teabaggers threatening civil war. (Just try it, hicks. We'll bust you up and stomp you down.)

"they don’t want American hegemony destroyed,"

...You want America to force its collective will on others in a quest to achieve world domination?! And WE'RE the side who hates freedom?!

"they don’t want international law,"

...What the hell is the problem for laws that govern relations between nations? Oh, right, that means not going to war at the first sign of an international dispute.

"they don’t want to abandon Israel,"

Nor do I believe that Palestinians are completely to blame and should be wiped out.

"they do not want their freedoms destroyed,"

Good thing that's not happening, despite the fundie's efforts.

"they do not want free speech curbed, they don’t want Obama!"

Your beloved Bush was the one curbing free speech. Obama's trying to undo the damage he did to our economy, civil rights, and international image, although he could stand to be a little speedier in my eyes.

old comment by LDM

"They don’t want Obamacare,"

We want health care reform, whether it's Obamacare or any other system that guarantees every American can get the care they need.

"they don’t want foreign oil,"

And yet your precious president Bush went to war to protect his own interests in it.

"they don’t want indoctrination in the schools,"

It's called education, and while vast improvements are needed, it's served most of us quite well.

"they don’t want shariah,"

No, nor do we want the version of it you christians are trying to install.

"they don’t want America dismantled,"

Correct, so quit trying to push theocracy here.

"they don’t want American hegemony destroyed,"

If you going to try to look smart by using big words, at check your context first.

"they don’t want international law,"

Actually a little cooperation in that area won't hurt.

"they don’t want to abandon Israel"

But if they don't ever come to a peaceful resolution there may come a time when we have to cut our losses.

"they do not want their freedoms destroyed,"

Which is why we jumped for joy when Bush left office.

"they do not want free speech curbed,"

So says the people who are trying to force everyone to pray, burn books, and demand that TV remove everything they find even remotely offensive to their delicate sensibilities.

"they don’t want Obama!"

And yet he won the election fair and square (unlike a certain previous president) and currently has a 55% approval rating. Go figure.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"The American people don’t want it"

Right-wing fundies running America? Sure. How do you account for Obama in the White House?

"They don’t want Obamacare"

Only you right-wing fundy Republicunts - but only because you clearly have money invested in the private hospitals/pharmaceutical industry/medical insurance companies. Or you're so scared of things that work elsewhere (NHS in the UK since the late 40s, bitches!), that it'd shatter your own narrow worldview about US capitalism, and it's ultimate FAIL.

"they don’t want foreign oil"

Why didn't you say anything about your own poster boy of the Religious Right, your God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush, kissing King Abdullah's arse for the last eight years then? Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie.

"they don’t want indoctrination in the schools"

Kitzmiller vs. Dover set the precedent. There's fuck all you can do about it now. Judge John E. Jones III ruled for the plaintiffs. Creationism/'Intelligent Design' is now illegal in US educational establishments. And who was it who appointed Jones to the Federal bench? George Dumbya Bush. Who voted him in as president? You Religious Right types. "Indoctrination in the schools" is YOUR fault.

"they don’t want shariah"

I suggest you stop watching Fux News. You need more CNN/BBC News/Reuters in your life.

"they don’t want America dismantled"

USA was dismantled more in the last eight years than at any time in it's history. Certainly financially, commercially, industrially, politically, diplomatically, militarily, and socially. Blame your God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush. Then blame yourselves. YOU are to blame for your own ultimate FAIL.

"they don’t want American hegemony destroyed"

See above.

"they don’t want international law"

Not my fault that the EU >>>>> USA. See above.

"they don’t want to abandon Israel"

Israel will have to come to heel now. Now when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton says 'Jump!', it's Netanyahu who has to say 'How high?'. You got a problem with that, fundies?

"they do not want their freedoms destroyed"

Can you say 'Patriot Act', Ruptured Retards? Who's to blame? Not President Obama. A clue for free: when told of his Constitutional obligations & limitations, he said (quote): 'It's just a Goddamned piece of paper!'

"they do not want free speech curbed"

See above. Can you say 'Wiretaps' Ruptured Retards? Seems Repubicans don't learn from their mistakes. One Word: Watergate.

"they don’t want Obama!"

Romans 13:1-7, bitches. And speak for yourselves, Religious Right, neocons, gunfuckers, inbred redneck hee-haws et al.

With the emphasis on yourselves.

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The American people don’t want it. They don’t want Obamacare,
Actually quite a bit of percentage wants it. Its the insurance companies that tell people like you that you dont want it through your politicians.
they don’t want foreign oil,
Agreed. How is going to choose who freezes to death while we switch our dependency? I suppose you will do it, and I suppose us non-christians are shit out of luck huh?
they don’t want indoctrination in the schools,
One school sends permission slips with lyrics attached for their school choir to sing about presidents, black advancements and freedom 8 months ago. Now, according to fox, every school is forcing Maoist style worship and indoctrination of Obama. Its not my fault if you are a fucking idiot that doesnt pay attention.
they don’t want shariah,
Who is forcing Sharia on the people?
they don’t want America dismantled,
Like encouraging American companies to go overseas? You must hate the Republicans then huh?
they don’t want American hegemony destroyed,
Huh?
they don’t want international law,
Yes they do. Thats what treaties and stuff are for. If you invented something that made you rich, you damn sure would want international law protecting your copyright. You know not what you say.
they don’t want to abandon Israel,
I do, and many MANY others like me agree. We are in debt bad. We cant afford to give Israel billions of dollars evey year for nothing.
they do not want their freedoms destroyed,
They arent getting destroyed.
they do not want free speech curbed,
It isnt being curbed.
they don’t want Obama!
Then why did the majority vote for him?

old comment by FMG

1. You don't want healthcare for all? Your an asshole. AND you probably benefit from it!

2. You need oil since your a huge country that relies on private transport.

3. Your education system is falling apart because of such lack of indoctrination...

4. There is no Shariah law in the US for the same reason Christian law is not allowed.

5. America's hegemony will fall because of idiots like you. And because there are rising stars such as India and China who are gunning realising their potential.

6. International law is a way for the world to get together and work towards a common goal.

7. Israel are dicks. They have become the thing they feared the most considering they have ghettoised and collectively punished a group of people solely on their religion.

8. You freedom of speech and freedoms went with Bush, they are coming back with Obama...

Your stupid and should feel stupid.

old comment by Almafeta

They don’t want Obamacare,

they want single-payer universal care, but we had to make a deal with Republicans;

they don’t want foreign oil,

which is why they voted Bush out;

they don’t want indoctrination in the schools,

which is why they don't want religious invocations beginning a secular school;

they don’t want shariah,

which is why our law is based on English Common Law, not the Bible or Qu'ran;

they don’t want America dismantled,

although the right keeps coming up with seccession projects like the Free State movement;

they don’t want American hegemony destroyed,

so we've got to work hard to undo the work of eight years of Republicans ruining of American laws and economy;

they don’t want international law,

at least, according to Republican pundits, who ignore the fact that we created it in the first place;

they don’t want to abandon Israel,

or any of our other allies;

they do not want their freedoms destroyed,

which is why they voted Democratic;

they do not want free speech curbed,

which is why they voted for Obama;

they don’t want Obama!

Hey, hold up there. That last clause completely contradicts the rest of the sentence. Try "they don't want Republican politicians!" or "they don't want Chrisitan politicians!" instead.

old comment by freako104

"They don’t want Obamacare,"

May want to check statistics on that

"they don’t want foreign oil,"

Most do not. Only the most staunch conservative does.

"they don’t want indoctrination in the schools"

We sure don't. Kids should learn about different faiths though.But none should be endorsed.

"they don’t want shariah"

For once you are right

"they don’t want America dismantled"

Right again

"they don’t want American hegemony destroyed,"

Under Bush? we want that hegemony to end.

"they don’t want international law"

No but we would want to co operate with other countries

"they don’t want to abandon Israel,"

No we do not. We do though want to acknowledge the other countries such as Pakistan and what Israel has done to them

" they do not want their freedoms destroyed,"

No we do not. We love our Constitution.

"they do not want free speech curbed"

We sure do not. You're actually not doing too bad.

" they don’t want Obama!
"

Then why did they vote for him? Or in my case against McCain?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"They don’t want Obamacare"

Then why was Obama elected then? In any case, why should you fundies care about his policy of making healthcare more readily available to those who can't afford it? After all, you fundies, especially on Ruptured Retards don't need modern medical science. No, all you need is 'faith', and prayer (from one of your own kind, 'KarateMom):

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"Nothing will work more than prayer!"

So again, if all you need is prayer, why should you care for Obama's policy (or his desire to see more people having access to healthcare)? Or a need for doctors, hospitals, drugs, or any of the benefits given us via the advances in medical science eh, turalura? Hmmmmmmm?!

Your call, matey boy.

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