The sad truth is, most men are vampires and will suck the life out of you.
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most men are vampires
In the mind of Stephanie Meyers, perhaps.
Wait, what? I'm a fuck-mothering Vampire!? I never knew that! That's friggin' awesome!! FEAR ME MORTALS! For there is a new nocturnal predator in town! Here to drain your men, turn your children, and seduce your women. And turn a few into my servant ghouls, of course.
@Greater Good
Me too, those are awesome. Personally, I'm hoping I'd be a Toreador. Their clan curse seems to be the least troublesome to me.
@Timjer
I prefer Tremere. Not only am I a vampire, I'm a magic vampire.
Edit:*casts a love spell on Buffy Summers*
Like I said in another post, radfems basically prove everything that "incels" and the manuresphere in general base their high school level knowledge of feminism on.
>Can we lock radfems and incels in a room together? I want to see what will happen.
I'm guessing either bloody carnage or their hatred of the opposite sex will cancel each other out and you'd walk in on an orgy.
Also, I suspect that Dracula either ghostwrote Twilight or had his new Renfield Stephanie Meyer write it. Over the 18th - 20th Century, vampirism had received an uncomfortable level of exposure to the mortal public. And so, the Vampire King decided to throughoutly discredit vampirism in the mind of the herd...
So that's why I have an aversion to sunlight...
Wait, but I love garlic and frequent a church...you sure you have your facts straight?
If she'd said all people and meant it a tad less seriously, she might have a point. Of course, I'm in a helping profession. I love helping people, but at the end of the day, I feel drained and am ready to go home to my cats!
This comment is personally funny, because I follow someone on Tumblr who is super into vampires and Victorian aesthetic. He also happens to be a trans man, someone the people at FemCurrent would dislike. And I think he, despite being a feminist, wouldn't be too fond of these people's takes.
So, all in all, he'd take being called a "vampire" as a compliment.
Confused?
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