Wait, what? I'm a fuck-mothering Vampire!? I never knew that! That's friggin' awesome!! FEAR ME MORTALS! For there is a new nocturnal predator in town! Here to drain your men, turn your children, and seduce your women. And turn a few into my servant ghouls, of course.
Me too, those are awesome. Personally, I'm hoping I'd be a Toreador. Their clan curse seems to be the least troublesome to me.