Anna, here's a list of deities, ranked from highest to lowest, that I'd sooner be inclined to follow than your insane, jealous, wrathful, egotistical prick of a God
Genuinely kind, compassionate and loving to everyone she meets? Bell is everything your God claims to be and yet fails categorically at.
2) The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ramen. Need I say more?
Not a perfect deity by any means but still one of the more benevolent Greek gods and miles ahead of the walking ethical disaster zone that is Yahweh.
4) The Mighty Thor
Similar to the above, Thor was one of the more benevolent of his kin and he also happens to have more acts of personal badassery to his name than most of this list put together.
5) The Lady of Pain
I would never dare to worship Her Serenity. I value my life far too much for that. That said, if there has to be a distant, unknowable entity watching us, then at least the Lady by and large leaves people alone to live their lives.
This probably constitutes rampant egotism I know. But while SHODAN is every bit as insane, violent and sociopathic as Yahweh, at least she has to decency to be honest about. Plus, she's got far more style when it come to the whole evil overlord (overlady?) thing.