Gunny Larry #fundie wnd.com

What a wonderful scenario! The Fan Belt Inspectors, aka, FBI, warn the avowed Muslim enemies of this Republic about a possible attack on them by 'Militia Extremists.' The mini minds in the Bureau that issued such a warning need to revisit American History 101 and refresh their vacuous brains about the 'Extreme Militia' that is called for in our Constitution, and who defeated British General Cornwallis at Bunker Hill during the American Revolution. These are the same 'Minute Men/Women' who make up the Military Reserve in all 50 states of our Union, and who have given their lives by the hundreds and thousands around the globe to protect our homeland or the homeland of others. Those in the Bureau who issued this warning should hang their heads in disgraceful shame and should be booted from the Bureau with a 'yellow stripe painted down their backside. Any American citizen who identifies themselves as a conservative or moderate need not apply to any Agency, Bureau, Department, Office, or entity of the federal government for assistance while Obozo the Clown remains as Divider-in-chief. If I were a murderer, I would rather have the Fan Belt Inspectors (FBI) on my case, than a crew of extremely competent Homicide Dick's from the LAPD. Some years ago the Bureau was able to throw off the stigma of its cross dressing Director/Founder, J. Edgar Hoover, but alas it has fallen back into its old ways since the advent of the Chicago Charlatan as POTUS, who knows as much about Criminal Justice and law enforcement as he does about brain surgery, and the mating habits of the male Tse Tse fly!
Semper Fi, and keep your powder dry! ({:o|).

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