"Seriously though, everything is happening so fast now that I don't use the term 'years' when talking about the Rapture occuring, its more like days. Time is very short. Make sure the people you know are ready."
The whole 'But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only' (Matthew 24:36), a.k.a. 'Second Coming' is just a copout to excuse the fact that Jesus didn't return in the generation of that of his followers (Mark 13:30; Matthew 16:28)
That, and 'But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night' (2 Peter 3:10)? All part of Christian eschatology, amirite?
Therefore, the word I've invented just for you lot, especially in light of recent events - or more appropriately, non-event - of late:
ESCATology.
In other words, based on everything you fundies say, do and think, you talk nothing but vile, fetid, unjustifiable shit.
PROTIP: Look through your Bible. Both Old & New Testaments. Done that? Good. Notice something? Yes, that's right. The word 'Rapture' doesn't appear so much as once in the entire thing. Revelation 22:18 ring any bells?
Ergo, everyone on Ruptured Retards = Harold Camping & co. Q.E.D., bitches. Every day your precious (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are proved right.
One second after 12 midnight every day is your own 21st May 2011.
'The Rapture is imminent.'
-Stephen Fry, "QI"
Indeed, Ruptured Retards was even mentioned in an instalment of the comedy quiz game "QI":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czm7AvEo8IU
So millions of British TV viewers were given the opportunity to point & laugh at the Raptards - and their insanity.
