Chad Stroh #fundie strangemaps.wordpress.com

Evolution does not explain guilt when we eat a Krispy Kreme donut before dinner. Give me a break monkey boy. When we do something wrong we have guilt and usually seek—.and the survey say—.Forgivenwss. Ding Ding. Evoultion does not explain why we are here or where we are going. It does not explain the intricate connections that make up are everyday life. Evolution is just an excuse for people to seek a “truth” that doesn’t exist. If Darwin lived a million years, he would never find what he was looking for. America would be much better if it wasn’t so secular with people trying downplay a religion that has influenced millions of people throughout history. How do you know the difference if you never even have opened a Bible. It so full of metaphors that it is mind blowing. You can’t just put it in a box. If you believe in evolution than you must believe in evolution of thoughts making the Greeks WRONG.

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