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(Ironically enough, the "printable copy" is part of the bottom image and thus cannot be printed out )
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Academic freedom:
- America does not exist! Columbus really found the passage to India! Everyone who says otherwise is a Vespuccist liar!
- In AD 200, Montezuma declared war on Ramses. Most scholars agree that major goals included the conquest of the famous Stonehenge near Memphis and the recent Egyptian claim made to Mt. Uluru...
!WARNING: The content of the following paragraph may be extremely disturbing. Proceed with caution!
- Jesus was a sadistic serial killer who raped his own mother to death, served a meal prepared from her corpse to his stepfather, and cackled cruelly as the latter, mad from grief and horror, hanged himself, on the eve of his ninth birthday.
Academic freedom, part two:
- Da red wunz go fasta!
- If you decapitate an animal, it will instantly grow two new heads. The exceptions are dogs, who grow three heads, and hydras, who die.
- J. R. R. Tolkien wrote the Necronomicon.
PS: This was written by Pharaoh Bastethotep.
You know they're getting close to admitting that evolution is a fact when they admit that "microevolution" is real but "macroevolution" is false. They're this close > < to realizing that thousands of small changes add up to one big change.
And, to be fair, if you click on the "printable copy" it brings up a printable .pdf copy of the "academic bill of rights," but it's sure to waste a hell of a lot of printer ink seeing as how the background is that same tan parchment color.
@Doubting Thomas,
They've been doing that for decades. Any examples of evolution that have been observed get dismissed as "microevolution", as opposed to "macroevolution", which is a change of "kinds". For example, cats giving birth to dolphins, a phenomenon that the theory of evolution totally predicts is possible.
The whole argument is invalid, simply because there is no red writing in the image.
It's never valid without red writing.
Why would be give anything to a couple of bozos who are not only stupid enough to take a mythical allegory in a scripture LITERALLY but who mistake modern-day, non-fuzzy elephants for long-extinct, super fuzzy mammoths?
@Skidie
I agree that that pic is awesome!
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
And by Memphis, we mean the one in Tennessee!
Yeah love the picture, these guys are winning big time with these sharp photoshopped images and large capital font texts.
"If you tell a lie long enough, often enough and loud enough" taken to it's modern application.
Bothers me, because this is Childrens Illustrated Bible, which is what fundamentalist actually know about the Bible, modernized to discredit science. Short sentences large print and pictures for the dim. Their churches teach them to follow orders from the church and elite, the books are to do the same, the Bible, Childrens Illustrated.
Let's give equal time to creation mythology, sure. Textbooks Companies will love it. Just the many creation stories of various Native American and African cultures will require quite a few volumes. Any unequal treatment of religion based non science is, after all wicked, immoral and tyrannical. Er...what do you mean, you didn't mean that?...
Henry, we've seen macroevolution occur directly, in realtime, in living populations in the form of extinction and speciation events.
You're problem is that you don't know the scientific meaning of macroevolution.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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