I found that quote a lot among Googlists. I have to say, i agree with it, 100%. I am a slave to the one and only god, the creator of the Heavans and the Earth, and all things good. Repent, for you are all worshiping evil idols and must convert your evil ways! I want to help you, Hell is not a good place to go, if i could only give you one peice of advice, READ THE BIBLE. It is not a boring book, its a guide to life. Study it, go to church, spread the gospel! A life in Hell is worse than anything you've ever imagined, don't go there, belive in Christ.
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Yes... the bible is a guide to life... after your wife dies in a freak 'salt' accident, be sure to get drunk and impregnate your daughters.
I read the Bible, and then I read it again and again. It's terrible. A few stolen good ideas mixed together with ridiculous fairy tales, stories of murder, genocide and torture, and all presented in a poorly organized mish-mash. wovelscotch, I recommend you read a basic science text instead, or a good history book, or a well-written novel, Jeez! almost anything but the Bible.
A life in Hell is worse than anything you've ever imagined, don't go there, belive in Christ.
A sane person does not, indeed cannot believe in something just because they want it to be true.
"Googlists"? What the hell?...
1) I do not want to be a slave to anyone or anything, thanks.
2) The Bible is fucking boring, except for the parts where it is infuriating.
3) If I believed Hell existed, it would be a party! I mean, all the cool people are going to be there, while you stuck-up prudes get heaven. Hell is like the party school of the afterlife.
Oh I have read your fairytale book and IT IS BORING, even though I love mythology, I prefer greek over judeo-christian any day, still that won't make me believe in Zeus or Aphrodite, though they are infinitely more amusing and fun than your bloodthirsty god.
"Hell is not a good place to go"
All the awesome people are going there, according to you. We'd have some kickass parties.
With all the talent and brains that are supposed to be in Hell, you KNOW they got some kickass climate control and social services.
READ THE BIBLE. It is not a boring book, its a guide to life. I don't know about other folks, but I
"READ THE BIBLE. It is not a boring book," Numbers disagrees.
Actually, it is rather boring. And when it's not boring, it's outright infuriating. Women are to be treated like cattle and bargaining chips, you can keep slaves, rape is okay, murder is okay as long as you do it for God, etc.
@tmr, avowed_cynic, Mayhem, et al:
Didn't you notice this post came from "The Church of Google"? :P
They don't understand that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody, either. *shrug*
Googlist is actually in the urban dictionary
Ah, Church of Google, haven't seen that one before. Cute. I like the nine-proofs.
* stand up and places hand over heart *
Our Google which art in cyberspace,
i could only give you one peice of advice, READ THE BIBLE. It is not a boring book, its a guide to life.
Read it. Abrahamic religions lost many points.
this is so funny LOL ur all going to hell if u dont start straitening ur act, ur all so lucky that god loves you so much no matter wat even if u dont believe in him, but if u die and u still believe all the bull that u believed .... well then ur going to hell just like hitler.
"Repent, for you are all worshiping evil idols and must convert your evil ways!" tl;dr...
At least Google exists.
Deal with it, weevilscrotch.
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