he theory of Evolution is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, or at least it's in my top 3. Darwin was a moron, a huge fucking moron, who I would assume got high off some shit he found on that little island he explored on for so long and made up this big story that man came from apes. That is so stupid you just wanna bring him back from the dead and smack him, numerous times over. I don't know about any of you, but I KNOW for a fact that I never came from no ape. My ancestors never came from no ape.
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And he later writes: <<God made man in his own image. So in evolutions theory, God was an ape...? I don't think so!!>>
Ah, so God has the form of a human being? He needs shave, eat, sleep; He farts, takes a dump, might have cavities and ear hair...? Doesn't the Bible say that God has no form at all and is composed of no parts?
And even further: <<how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.>>
Ok... Not rock. Not explode. Not perfectly round. Not limited to our planets. Not stupid.
And finally: <<Where did Giraffes come from? Did they originate from the Brontosaurus? What about a frog? Did they mutate and eveolve from a booger or something..? I mean I honestly wanna know some of this stuff here people. help me out.>>
This has really got to be a joke. This guy can't possibly be real!
<<how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.>>
Well, a sphere is the most gravitically stable shape - if the Earth was shaped like a long bar the ends would be pulled inward, and it could cause it to deform (the surface is still pulled inward with a sphere, but it's just about impossible for everything else to get more compact).
Hey Goo with X's,
We know your ancestors "never came from no ape". That's because ape's don't live in trailer parks or flunk out of school or call writers of great books moron's or wait every nite to watch "Cops" and maybe see one of your mullet wearing, toothless, shirtless relatives on.
Yes, they did. Your ancestors WERE apes, so unless you claim to be a cat or have been born from an egg, quite a lot of your ancestors did come from apes viz. their own parents.
"My ancestors never came from no ape."
Well, of course they didn't. Even apes could learn better grammar than you.
"God made man in his own image. So in evolutions theory, God was an ape...?"
No, bungwipe, because evolution does not account for a god creating humans in its own image. There is no god in evolution; therefore, your god is not an ape. Your god is a figment of your deranged imagination, a blind hope that some wish-granting, invisible sky genie actually gives a crap about you and your inbred relatives.
naaaaaw, you're just a little, angry, red-neck, hillbilly, retard, aren't you??
Living in Australia, i've never actually MET one before, but do you all look like Cletus? Gosh, i hope so!!
"Never came from no ape"
the double negative hurts my brain
i KNOW for a fact that there isn't a god! (or in term's he'd understand "there aint no God")
Does this mean you'll believe me and stop being a moron?
no?
What makes you think we'll stop?
@Joztok:
> If this fundie \"is\" Christian, they're bagging out a Christian (Charles Darwin gave his life to the Lord on his death bed).
Please don't fall for the Lady Hope fabrication .
Darwin wasn't the only one thinking along those lines, stupid. Many others were making up the same story, Darwin was just the first to put it on paper, and formulate a theory. Since his time, the ToE has evolved a lot, and many things that he just predicted, we can now show evidence for.
It's worse than you think, X, you ARE an ape; a Great Ape, actually. Plus, it's not "coming from" any present-day animal, it's "sharing an ancestor" with a present-day animal; we are all just as evolved and top of the line. For now...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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