["What does your “spirituality” have to do with Darwin and ToE [Theory of Evolution]?" ]
Absolutely nothing. Darwin just wanted to demonstrate his deep love for his ape brothers and sisters, much like most of you do. During his famous voyage, he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes . I guess he tried birds and small animals like rabbits as well. But maybe he killed them. So, the only succussful mating he could have achieved would have been with his primate ape brothers and sisters. This is how TOE came about—
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Wait? What?
Like all scientific theories, the theory of evolution came about as a result of careful observation of nature. Although I sincerely doubt he did any such thing with male and female apes, that had nothing to do with the origins of evolution as a theory.
Does this numb nuts even know that Darwin wrote two completely separate books on evolution? First was the origin of the species and then one specifically talking about where we came from...
Wasn't Darwin studying finches?
This says more about how you treat your close relatives, kohldamunga, than you want to divulge, I guess.
Looking on the thread, kohldamunga is most probably a troll. Deeply stupid, sure, but still a troll.
Well, humans are apes, so it's not necessarily bestiality.
Besides, everyone knows Darwin came up with the ToE while having butt sex with a mutant fish frog.
Oh you have got to be kidding. Now they're saying that non-creationists engage in bestiality. Nope, sorry, Neal Horsley is yours, try again.
Every day you have had the opportunity to fuck your dog. Clearly that means you are a dog-fucker.
Doesn't work that way, hon.
Wow, that entire thread is full of fail. Every person who's continued to engage the guy after the first couple of posts is a fail at dealing with trolls.
Even if you're feeding them to amuse yourself, don't. Just don't. It's just a form of psychological masturbation and it's gross.
I just say 'bored now' and walk away. Never to respond again. That pisses them off more than anything. :p
Wow, that's low. Even assuming such calumnies were even approaching true, which they are demonstrably not, we now have enough evidence to show that the theory is correct, irrespective of and independent form its origin.
"During his famous voyage, he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes."
So I guess that's also why he's memorialised in Westminster Abbey in London, the central place of worship of the Church of England; also why the head of the C-of-E, Queen Elizabeth II approved of his image on the back of our £10 note:
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The phrase '[citation needed]'. It exists for a reason . As does 'Ad Hominem'.
Then you wonder why the same Church of England (the very basis of modern Protestant Christianity), despite "On the Origin of Species" selling more than the Bible when first published, embraced Darwin's paradigm-shifting, nay, potentially Creationist beliefs-destroying, discoveries with open arms? But then, the clergy of the Church of England aren't you & your right-wing fundie ilk:
http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/
Thus, by your own logic, you are a paedophile too, kohldamunga. You don't even have the right to deny it, neither. [/smartarse]
The phrase 'Methinks the lady doth protest too much'. It exists for a reason .
Noah raped all of the animals on the Ark. That's why the dove didn't come back. It was escaping from his sexually abusive clutches. That's also why dinosaurs, dragons, and unicorns all died out. Unable to live with the shame, they clearly all took their own lives. Too bad there wasn't free, universal mental health care on the ark. It would have done a lot for Earth's biodiversity.
See, I can make up stupid nonsensical shit too.
he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes. ... This is how TOE came about
Now, in kohldamunga's defense, although I do not know the Bible by heart, I am not aware that the Bible requires its faithful to think like objective scientists or, for that matter, to be mentally sane at all.
So, since the Bible doesn't exclude mental cases, kohldamunga can speak his mind as he pleases.
His sexual fantasies are disturbing, however. I hope he's under constant observation.
I'd like to see old Kohldamunga, there, try to get it on with even so much as a small gibbon. Soon, his face and body would be scrambled to match his brain, which is disordered enough to imagine poor old Darwin would even survive a wrestling match with a great ape, let alone win it.
Darwin's "famous" voyage visited South America and its associated Pacific islands. There were no apes anywhere in the western hemisphere at the time (except humans, of course, and maybe the occasional pet chimpanzee, circus gorilla or African ape kept in a zoo).
What a lot of people don't know is that Darwin's reputation as a sex machine among the apes spread so far that the apes actively pursued him. The famous line "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty APE!" was actually a borrowed quote from that time when he was assaulted at the London Zoo by a horny bonobo chimp.
You learn something new about the sex lives of naturalists every day. However, Darwin's sexual exploits with chimps and gibbons does not mean a sky pixie magically made a man with a handful of dust and a supernatural spell. God still does not exist despite Darwin's alleged bestiality. The Bible is still a volume of horror stories that is believed to be true even though it's not read by fundy nit wits.
@ Feral Dog
What a lot of people don't know is that Darwin's reputation as a sex machine among the apes spread so far that the apes actively pursued him. The famous line "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty APE!" was actually a borrowed quote from that time when he was assaulted at the London Zoo by a horny bonobo chimp.
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and of course...
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Having read the thread, it was a fairly lame attempt at trolling. But I do understand the temptation to troll Pharyngula, bunch of self-righteously smug arseholes that they are. (And PZ is the worst of the lot. Ego much?).
You know, I've noticed something: Religious fundies and what not are always the ones bringing up bestiality. Like their arguments that if you are going to legalize gay marriage, you might as well legalize bestiality. Shows who really wants to go about having their way with animals, if you ask me.
OK, why is it I have to read Fundie quotes to get my Pervert Practice Degree? This is so many species of fucked up, I can't begin to count the ways. Heck, it was from Fundies that I heard about vegitable stuffing! You don't want to know...
Well, there you have it. Conclusive proof that all fundie Creationists are closet furries, nay, zoophiles .
And you know why they don't accept Evolution in the Bible Belt states...?:
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...because it hasn't happened there yet.
Did anyone tell him that there are no primates in south america, other that humans?
Fundie education, i suppose.
@ThatDutchGuy
Did anyone tell him that there are no primates in south america, other that humans?
You mean 'no apes'. There's no shortage of monkeys in South America.
"During his famous voyage, he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes. I guess he tried birds and small animals like rabbits as well. "
You're sick just for thinking this up and assuming someone would actually do it simply because they could ? I mean, really, why would you even come up with this idea? Why do you people always see opportunities for bestiality and pedophilia in everything? Y'know what, on second thought, I'm not sure I want to know... image
This makes sense. After all, birds aren't descended from dinos, they just want to have sex with dinos! That's were archiopterix came from, after all!
Darwin recanted on his death bed, Darwin was gay, Darwin wanted to fuck apes and other animals...
Darwin is Hitler for fundies.
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