The half-breed president is no American citizen or he'd prove his citizenship unequivocally, rather than spending millions of bucks to hide his past. What's more, everyone in the world knows he's a phony. The liberals all know it and snicker about how they put one over on us and the world.
Obama is too stupid to be president. He not only isn't presidenting well, he isn't hiding his incompetence and indifference well, either. He does everything wrong. When it's time to be serious, that's when he tries to crack funnies. When he should be present, he's on the golf course. When he should be showing sympathy, his crack ho goes to Spain and spends like a drunken sailor.
This phuqqer seriously needs -- but I won't say it.
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Oh, why not? You've said everything else. Why hit the brakes soon enough to stop yourself before the edge of the cliff?
Behold SaguaroJack, a Medal of Honor winner from the Fighting 765th Keyboarders.
All your pathetic birther arguments have been disproved over and over again. Do you ever seriously think about the fact that your conspiracy would require Obama's citizenship to have been faked literally since his birth, and that even the newspapers (in Hawaii) who published the announcement of his birth would have to have been in on a conspiracy that would not come to fruition for more than forty years?
Besides, it's Dubya who did all that incompetent stuff you mentioned anyway.
"Spending millions of bucks to hide his past" - [Citation Needed]
"The liberals all know it and snicker about how they put one over on us and the world." - We do?
"presidenting" Ow. The word is "presiding" you moron.
"he's on the golf course." - "Now watch this drive!"
"This phuqqer seriously needs -- but I won't say it." - Aw. AWWWWW! Please say it! Please! I want to report you to the FBI!
"The liberals all know it and snicker about how they put one over on us and the world."
We are indeed laughing at you, but not for the reason you think.
Fascinating to observe such an open and confident display of liberty in its natural dwelling place.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not being sarcastic, I know perfectly well that liberty means something different over there. For the benefit of those who hadn't realized, over there liberty means the freedom of a moronic twit to be a racist dickhead.
> The half-breed president is no American citizen or he'd prove his citizenship unequivocally,
Which he did.
> What's more, everyone in the world knows he's a phony.
Silly boy, absolutely NOBODY in the WHOLE REST OF THE WORLD gives a fucking damn about this. It's just you.
> The liberals all know it and snicker about how they put one over on us and the world.
And then they twirl their mustaches and drape their dark capes over themselves.
It's like creationists and evolution.
"Show us the transitional fossils."
"Here they are."
"There are no transitional fossils!"
"Show us Obama's birth certificate."
"Here it is."
"Where is the birth certificate!"
How many times does it need to be said that he was born in Hawaii, and even if he weren't, he'd still be an American citizen due to his mother being American?
And while Obama may not be the best president since George Washington, he's infinitely much better than his predecessor.
Barak Hussein Obama is the intelligent do-nothing from Hawaii whose birth certificate and hospital paperwork is constantly dismissed by the people asking him to provide his birth certificate or other proof of American birth.
Interesting how people think he's Muslim while simultaneously associating him with a radical Christian preacher. The 'his dad was Muslim' bit falls apart as their relationship was not close and the father actually lost faith in his religion. A further point of interest is that Obama's first name 'Barak' is actually Hebrew. It means lightning.
Your previous president George Walker Bush was the incompetent boob found playing golf or cowboy at his ranch three quarters of the year and was caught reading a children's book upside down on the day your country was attacked. He's also the one prone to bad jokes that are made worse when we realize he wasn't always joking.
SaguaroJack is called "SaguaroJack" because he enjoys pleasuring his stinky bum with a large cactus...therefore, he's an absolute freak who should be stranded in Death Valley in Mid-Summer. =P
just the point of view of an outsider.
even if he wasnt an american (wich he is), even if he was a muslim( wich he aint), even if he was a commie (wich he isn't either), even if he did cause the current malaise( wich your trained ape did, by the way), he would still be a better president and a better person than the overdate idiots that you field in the race.
...Presidenting?
Verbing weirds language.
"Obama is too stupid to be president."
Says the guy who probably never graduated high school, let alone went to Harvard as Obama did.
Confused?
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