[Re. black people taking offense when people point out how "articulate" they are.]
Maybe if every B-L-to-tha-izzack thugz heard dippin' on televizzles did not bark like li'l gangsta dogz or like they wuz steppin' wit a mouffull of collahd motha-fuckin greenz, white boy would not be surprised wizzle meet'n an indivijall of African descent who is capable of clockin' normal American E-bizzle like a motha fucka. Damn!
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Attempting to parse...
Maybe if every black thug heard dipping (I presume he refers to Chewing tobacco here, so did not change it) on TV did not bark like little gangster dogs or like they were stepping with a mouthful of collared greens, white boy would not be surprised when(?) meeting an individual of African descent who is capable of clocking normal American E-business like someone who has sex with their or someone else's mother. Damn!
Nope, still nonsensical. You're a racist and an incoherent idiot, Voxy!
Excuse me, I speak jive. /Airplane
So, VD is a racist as well? Quelle surprise, eh.
@Power Skunk
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Have I mentioned I hate this man just a little bit more every time he opens his filthy mouth to spew forth a crime against nature, reason, logic, humanity, and the God he claims to believe in?
Have you noticed how very much he talks?
Extrapolate my hatred for him from these two factors. Somewhere around the fire of 1,000 suns and counting. Yeah. Not good for my blood pressure.
Flabberbabber blip bop binkity booboo wangdoodle bargle nawdle zouss zing bam chumble spuzz ramalama dingdong yadayadayada banjo kazooie bippity boppity boo radley on a corndog til' the clocks come home portzebie!
Yeah whatever Vox Dork, Vox Popeil, Big Nimrod!
Rape apologist, religious fundamentalist, and now a racist, too?
Vox Day(sic!) is one of the worst people quoted on this site, if he's not trolling. If he is, then he's not funny.
I think somebody was dropped on his head as a child... more than once.
Seriously, Vox's face probably looks like a pancake.
Is this really from Vox Day? It sounds like the crap from Niggermania. Ergo, I'm tempted to interpret this as a Poe. (Not even a fundie could deny that, say, Obama is an articulate man. He isn't the only one either. The Dean of Students at my college is both black (blacker than Obama, even) and articulate, for instance.)
Seriously, Vox? I thought you were content with just being fundie and sexist. Did you have to be a racist too and go for the whole shebang? (Which, by the way, is a word coined in African American Vernacular English, and yet is being used by me, a white guy.) Thus proving that fundies have no morals, and have somehow been temporally displaced from either Victorian England or the antebellum South, depending on the way they speak. It is the only logical explanation for their insanity...
You know, that stereotype is obviously encouraged by black people in media.
Just pointing that out, even using this gibberish, which i find honestly fitting for imitating the countless gangstah rappers and black comic reliefs, is not racist.
maybe the "racism" is how a huge chunk of black people in media chose to represent themselves.
Or "maybe" the real racism is people being unable to distinguish between that black person they saw on TV that time and every other black person in the world, to the point of being "surprised wizzle meet'n an indivijall of African descent who is capable of clockin' normal American E-bizzle," or sympathizing with those who are. Fuck off, Arbiter.
Actually I thought this was funny. And not that racist. He was criticizing black public figures, not black people in general. I don't think it's a good thing to form your impressions of black people from rappers, but the quote was still phrased humorously. The "damn!" at the end really got me.
@lol
Yes, saying that black people talk like this is definitely not racist. And the collard greens part? Hilarious! It would have been even better if he included fried chicken, grape soda and watermelon! Lol racist stereotypes are fun! [/sarc]
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...He's trying to speak to me, I just know it! Listen, you're a cute kid, but just can't understand what you're saying!
~Mostly quoted from Marlin from Finding Nemo.
Two things.
Confused?
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