[Fundie to English translation: homosexuality destroys the sanctity of heterosexual furry marriage!]
How it happened was this. Last year I commissioned a story from a furry writer I happened to run into at Further Confusion '06 [...]
there were these two characters of mine, who happen to be gay, and for no reason in the world he diverted for half a page into stressing how they were "married" and wore wedding rings and had a wedding ceremony and on and on. Now I have nothing against gay people AT ALL, hell like I say these characters of mine are gay, but I have BIG reservations with the hot topic of gay marriage, oh boy do I ever, but this isn't the time to go into it except to say I believe it is wholly immoral.
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Later on he says:Oh wait I see from your LJ you're English, so I won't waste time arguing with you. You guys lost the fight a looooong time back, your whole country is FUBAR.
OK I admit I don't know what 'fubar' means, but I'm pretty sure I'm insulted...
NotMe, the furries don't generally have a prosecution complex unless they are also lawyers. I am sure that most furries are not nearly that depraved.
What a goob. He doesn't have anything against gay people, he has gay characters and yet he is totally against gay marriage. Well, that sounds very much like he does have something against gay people.
Furries are like christians in a way. Most are reasonable, rational, good people who just happen to be fans of a particular genre of art and fiction. But then there are the batshit crazy fundies who make a bunch of noise and give the rest a bad name.
"If he is against gays, why does he write about gay furries? And aren't the furries the ones with the prosecution complex? They should be able to empathize with the suffering inflicted by the prosecution of homosexuals."- NotMe
To be fair, I don't really say this guy as being all that bad, considering he isn't saying that it should be banned. He only states he feels it to be immoral.
@Julian
OK TDR, but I am going to give you a mental picture of Maronan in a tawny lion suit and Mad Dog in an Alsation suit with their pink bits sticking out. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ MY OTHER POSTS!
@Cthulhu's Quill
"^Hey don't bash the furries. They're sooo cute. ^_^"-Lord Zeruel What can I say? I heard about it from Julian, who seems to be a real expert [fstdt=12028]here[/fstdt] (Post #44454)
OK TDR, but I am going to give you a mental picture of Maronan in a tawny lion suit and Mad Dog in an Alsation suit with their pink bits sticking out. image
Thank you.
In case you're not psychic, I'll apply Acme Translation, rather than keep secrets.
Acme Translation Services provides error-free translation between select languages. Standard-to-English translator now engaged.
Translation:
Can you kill Julian? I hate him.
Yes, I did make up a language. It's Maronan's second language according to the story.
No, I don't want to kill anyone. I am, however, entitled to a counter-joke.
No, that is not what my handwriting looks like. That is what my Mac OS X running a Classic ap handwriting looks like.
No, I don't actually think that I'm entertaining anyone.
#45678
I knew there'd come a time when a furry'd end up on FSTDT. But man, what a post. And.. what?
In some sense, I agree with him.
But, but, what the fuck?
SANCTITY in a furry marriage? There's no fucking SANCTITY THERE in the first place!!!
Not that there's anything WRONG with being a furry, but my point is, if you are a good little Christer to begin with, wouldn't being a furry be a sin as well as being gay?
This issue of course applies to the fetish only; Christian furs (wut?) are jsut people with the furry interest, and aren't into the sexual side of things.
Still, rather bizarre if you ask me - it's harmless, but I'm not interested. Being in that fandom is a bit like being a Trekkie or a Warrie: an acquired taste.
Also, COCKS.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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