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You are not an Atheist, much as you wish to proclaim otherwise. A true Atheiest would not pursue the confirmation of others to assue him or her self his views were correct. You are a Christian who is trying like crazy to convince yourself that the sins you have committed don’t really matter. One day, and I really hope is it a long long time from now, you will come to the end of your life. Likely a Doctor will tell you that mecidal science has done all it is able to do, and that you should go home and get your affairs on order. When that time comes sir, you will almost instanty shed your Atheists cloak and you will wish you had done otherwise with your life. But I believe that you too will have an opportunity even then to make ammends; because beleive it or not, Jesus really does love you. And His promises will still aplly to you as much as they do to me. The good news of Christ is not that you can be saved because of how you lived, but in spite of it.
Shalom
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"A true Atheiest"
1.) No True Scotsman Fallacy
2.) Atrocious spelling of "atheist."
"You are a Christian who is trying like crazy to convince yourself that the sins you have committed don’t really matter."
1.) Early Christians were called atheists because they didn't worship Pagan gods. Historical fail + logic fail.
"a Doctor will tell you that mecidal science has done all it is able to do"
1.) Why, r u a doktur of mecidal siense?
"When that time comes sir, you will almost instanty shed your Atheists cloak"
1.) No Atheists in Foxholes = Lie
"because beleive it or not, Jesus really does love you."
1.) Emotional blackmail.
2.) The first part of this message was done in a threatening tone (i.e. "You'll be sorry when YOU die.") while the second half switches to "Jesus loves you no matter what." Fail.
"Shalom"
Blow me.
MikeA is rather presumptuous, isn't he? Maybe he's been given the gifts of telepathy, clairvoyance, precognition, prophecy and all that shit by his god.
Maybe MikeA is his own god.
Y'know, Mike, that's awfully presumptuous of you, telling me what I do and don't believe. For your information, I wasn't ever a Christian in the first place (or any religion, for that matter). I've never needed any gods to get me through the day, I've never prayed to any deities expecting results, and I've never thanked nor blamed any deities for anything that's happened in my life.
Basically, what I'm trying to say, is fuck you asshole. Fuck you.
MikeA,
One day, and I really hope it's tomorrow, you will come to the end of your life. Likely a preacher will tell you that it'll all be OK if you just believe enough bullshit, and that if you're still dying it's your fault that you just didn't pray hard enough. When that time comes, asshole, you will feel doubt and despair welling up at the futility of your years of devotion to imaginary beings who, when it really matters, unanimously fail to do anything useful; believe it or not, no matter how much you claim to love and trust Jebus, it doesn't do jack to slobber on someone who's not there. The good news for humanity is that life is worth living for its own sake, not that you get a gumball after death if you mouthed the right words.
I call shenanigans. I have sat at the bedside of three dying relatives and not one of them ever turned to any sort of god in their last moments.
Edit, the one I did object to was when my Grandfather on my mother's side was dying of liver cancer. I sat there with my granny and she said quietly 'I think he's gone'.
Whereupon a nurse ran over, started rubbing his hands and brought him around for another quarter-hour's suffering.
Why?
Well, I'm not really sure what an "atheiest" is, but if this is what they beleive, they are pretty pathetic.
I don't even understand this. Fundies like to say that Christians who become atheists were never really Christians to begin with. Suddenly, though, all atheists are actually just self-deluded Christians? Make up your damn minds, people.
Lolwhat
Atheist = someone who does not believe in the existence of a god or gods
So, if this person doesn't believe in God, OBVIOUSLY, they're an atheist.
And this MikeA is OBVIOUSLY a tool.
Senseless rubbish.
Jesus loves me. If I accept Him, then what? I go to heaven?
Jesus loves me. If I don't accept Him, then what? I go to hell?
What the fuck is that all about? Why? What is this Jesus guy? Some kind of tosser? What utter childish nonsense. No wonder I'm an atheist who doesn't believe in God.
Now here are some facts that make should more sense to you MikeA:-
The bible contains errors and is inconsistent.
There is no heaven and there is no hell.
There are no angels, demons and devils or satan.
The bible is immoral and unethical.
The bible is no use as a guide to anything.
The bible is a XXX tome.
Religions are vast edifices of monstrous evil.
Prayers and praying are completely ineffectual.
Religions contain massive reserves of stupidity.
Religions are huge repositories of cant and dogma.
Religion and hypocrisy are forever hopelessly entwined.
ARFAB
Love ya, Pule.
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