[Apparently suggesting the homosexuals need to be rounded up and slaughtered like cattle]
Look at all the other great cultures of the world that fell. They don't exist anymore because they became dysfunctional. Even Alberta is inching toward destruction.... If I had livestock that didn't breed, I would have to destroy it....[Homosexuals]...are ill. But the system says they have the right to be treated like anyone else. If I owned livestock that was homosexual or if I had cows that were hallucinating because they were eating bad grass, they're gone.
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It is always the same with those stupid fundies, allow people to live according to their needs and preferences, and those fundies assume the whole will turn homosexual/crazy/be going down in flames. It must be that people like this Ken cannot restrict themselves to moral behavior, and would turn rabid if there was no strict corset of rules to live with.
Yeah, but then, cattle are being raised for profit which requires them to breed. People aren't cattle, Kenny.
That being said, I raise dogs, and if I had a dog that was trying to destroy other dogs s/he would be gone.
The intolerance is ironic coming from a board called ReligiousTolerance.
Just remember Ken Cameron of Red Deer Alberta Canada. We're Here, We're Queer, and we know where you live. One question; how do you tell if a cow is hallucinating? Really, I've always wanted to know.
I hate Alberta, but not because of the homosexuals. I hate Alberta because it is the most Christian conservative, American-wannabe provice in Canada.
It is a surprise to anyone else that the place just happens to be rampant with biggoted fundies and serial killers?
No surprise to me.
/sorry, slightly off topic
//never going back there, EVER!
Yep, mad dog, he sounds like a for real "cow puncher" to me, too.
Either that, or he's still bitter and twisted over "Brokeback Mountain".
(1) People are not livestock.
(2) Livestock do not have to breed to be useful. Mules are incapable of breeding, but very useful, especially in the years B.T. (Before Tractors). Male horses and cattle are often gelded to make them more useful and tractable. I could go on.
(3) The most self-revealing phrase in this post is "bad grass."
Irene
Memo
To: Ken Cameron
Subject: Policy Update
It has recently been decided that the ownership of humans is immoral. They are not repeat not to be considered as livestock. Please adjust your views accordingly.
Further, we have been reviewing the latest census data and have come to the conclusion there are enough people for now. You are strongly advised to cease all forced breeding programs immediately .
Sincerely, NottheIlluminati
"If I had livestock that didn't breed I would have to destroy it.." I think what he means is the following....
KEN-"Hey bessie, why don't you milk me fer a change, huh?"
BESSIE-"Jump in front of a train you white-hood wearing psycho for jesus."
KEN-(cocks shotgun) "Looks like I'm gonna have to put this cow down."
Dear Ken,
I would strongly recommend that you stop smoking bad grass: It is clearly having a very negative impact upon your ability to think coherently. Oh, and leave your cows alone! (I'm sure they don't like the special attention you give them.)
P.S. I'm an ex-Albertan and proud of it!
(2) Livestock do not have to breed to be useful. Mules are incapable of breeding, but very useful, especially in the years B.T. (Before Tractors). Male horses and cattle are often gelded to make them more useful and tractable. I could go on.
You have to wonder, would the process work as well on redneck fundies? Because as of now, they are severely lacking in the usefulness and tractability departements.
Jodie: I sure wish I could disagree with you.
My uncle ships the Alberta beef he raises to Montreal, smoked in transit in refrigereated containers. He could not care less how gay the cattle are.
If I had livestock that didn't breed, I would have to destroy it
I think killing your animals just because they can't breed might be animal cruelty.
IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE! </heston>
At any rate, cows are not people, we don't go shooting you just because you broke your leg, do we?
So, you'd be okay with killing Catholic priests/clergy as well?
I must've missed the memo declaring humans as no more than livestock.
Cows, that are going to be slaughtered for the meat, can be as gay as they want, in my mind. I'd want them to have as happy a life as possible, before I eat them...
Ancient Rome became dysfunctional due to Christianity (and possibly also for eating food prepared in kitchenware with high amount of lead).
"if I had cows that were hallucinating because they were eating bad grass, they're gone."
This part is clearly asking for people who do drugs (probably weed) to be rounded up and killed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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