The Westboro Baptist Church #fundie kirotv.com

[WBC is express-mailing a sign to Olympia, (the atheist sign city in recent news) that says, among other things, "Santa Claus will take you to Hell."]

A partial excerpt from the sign reads:

You'd better watch out, get ready to cry
You'd better go hide I'm telling you why
Cuz Santa Claus will take you to Hell

He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet
But when you stand before your God
He won't help you take the heat
Santa Claus will take you to Hell

Get this fact straight, you're feeling God's hate
Santa's to blame for the economy's fate
Santa Claus will take you to Hell

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