And, yet, [U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director John Morton] is supposed to enforce immigration and customs laws. No wonder little of that is happening under his watch. Some agents say ICE and Homeland Security are now run by a “gay mafia.” And at ICE, Morton is the consigliere. It’s affirmative action based on sexual preference, and it’s an illegal policy that belongs with Luca Brasi.
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Gay Godfather: (turns around in his diamond-studded swively chair, stroking a tiny chihuahua whose head is sticking out of a hot pink Gucci purse) "Debbie... baby, I'm going to make you a fabulous offer youse just can't refuse."
If the colonies had never unilaterally declared independence from Great Britain, then Americans would have gotten all of Britain's social advances earlier: slavery would have been abolished in the 1830s(the South would have been brutally outvoted) and Jim Crow would not have happened, for one, and Americans would have gotten universal health care in the 1940s. If that had happened, fundies would have been treated, and so had no influence, and so Ms. Schlussel would have been a rational human being.
“gay mafia.”
Jesus, there's a gay mafia now? The Italians, the Jews, the Russians, the Chinese, and now the gays?
What's next? The Christians? Oh wait, we already have that, it's called the Republican Party...
@Brendan Rizzo
If the colonies had never unilaterally declared independence from Great Britain, then Americans would have gotten all of Britain's social advances earlier: slavery would have been abolished in the 1830s(the South would have been brutally outvoted) and Jim Crow would not have happened, for one, and Americans would have gotten universal health care in the 1940s. If that had happened, fundies would have been treated, and so had no influence, and so Ms. Schlussel would have been a rational human being.
Maybe, maybe not.
If the 13 colonies south of Canada hadn't broken away, the history of the world would have unfolded much differently than it has. Just off the top of my head, the French Revolution was inspired (when it was) by the US Revolution. If there were no French Revolution, European history would have been different than it was. Who knows, ultimately it might have meant the avoidance of both World Wars, and for whatever reason, avoided the issue of human rights (for non-white males) all together.
As for Jim Crow, we didn't force South Africa to practice apartheid, so just because Jim Crow might not have happened here, doesn't mean it wouldn't have happened elsewhere. You simply don't know.
Some agents say...
You'd recognize their names in a minute.
@ Brendan Rizzo
But...but...Brendan! We wouldn't have AR15s and Uzis to hunt deer and prairie dogs with.
@Doubting Thomas
You think that all they do is sit around thinking of dick all day long?
As opposed to fundies who dwell on buttsecks all day.
"Gay Mafia" - I'm picturing a bunch of scowling old Italian guys in snazzy pink-with-lavender-pinstriped double-breasted suits, lavender fedoras with rainbow hat-bands, rainbow ties with "Lambda" symbols & toting hot-pink tommy guns...
Stereotypical imagery BUT, it still looks funny.
So... the scariest thing about the department of homeland security for you is that it is run by a "gay mafia."
Lady, even for someone who wants to grow up to be Ann Coulter, you are stupid!
It’s affirmative action based on sexual preference,
Wait, you are the one more or less saying that only heterosexuals should be able to get jobs. How's that not affirmative action based on sexual preference!?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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