Thanks, David! I guess people still read the older quotes.
In that case, maybe I won't feel so stupid for posting this.
Alright, everyone, get your best Dr. Suess voice out!
Learning of life: selection, mutation
So many terms! Such great consternation!
A redwood, an eagle, a mushroom, a fern
The subject’s so great, but so darn hard to learn!
All of this life, so wondrous and grand!
Perhaps it was made by a watchmaker’s hand?
No, that would be silly; it just isn’t right.
But it’s easy! Oh joy! Oh what a delight!
Science is easy when you ignore facts
And resort, instead, to fallacious attacks,
Straw men, red herrings, God of the gaps!
Maybe a little quote mining, perhaps?
A fairy tale, yes, but easy to learn!
With a story so simple, a degree you can earn!
Thus, we must stick together! “Creation!” we’ll shout
But we’ll discover naught; garbage in, garbage out.
Now I just have to learn flash animation.
(© Maronan, 2006. If you must use it, please at least mention me or something!)