"I'm not going to debate anything. there is nothing to debate about when it comes to the existence of God. He exists, end of discussion. what atheists need is to be smacked upside the head with the Bible. maybe that'll knock some sense into them"
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The real question here is, when a sensible person gets smacked by the bible, does some sense get knocked out of the person, or does some get knocked into the bible?
Because if the latter, I think we should go on a spree hitting the smartest, most reasonable people in the world with one (and always the same) bible until the contents some day become clear and correct.
Do you have nice boobies?
BTW will be in St.Martin late Jan Till Middle March
Sure, it'll make them realise you have an agenda that can only be pushed violently because reason has long-since stopped working.
In other words, it'll give them sense: sense enough to realise that it's a load of shit.
If God exists, what the need of the Bible as a hammer?, are you sure he does exists, or is it just that you don't know how to debate?
somebody needs to be spanked, naughty little boy! Beating people to believe is not the way your boss would like it done!
It seems like typical teenage stupidity brought on by testosterone and acne. Once he learns how to wank it'll relieve his stress levels.
Please try and knock some sense into me. Please.
Note: I know, I know, this makes me sound like an internet tough guy. But you see, I'm an ex-boxer, and martial arts instructor, and my wife has a nasty habit of chastising me for my violent ways. Like yesterday, when jehovah's annoying goddamned witnesses stopped by. I wanted to drop kick them off my porch, but my wife said no (she always says no; well, almost always). Apparently, she finds the idea of me physically savaging someone to be a bad thing. Personally, it's the only medication my blood pressure responds to.
And I wouldn't KILL him, of course. I've got sparring pads here; I'd wrap him in pillows first, and then proceed to beat him senseless like a civilized human being.
I like how this guy totally discredits the fact that there are MANY atheists who have read the damn bible, and maybe even at one point were fundies themselves.
I had some sense knocked into me, it's called reality.
That you think violence will make atheists believe in your ridiculous God is quite telling.
I invite you, personally, to come and attempt to convert me with the "knock-some-sense-into-them" approach. Of course, I reserve the right to use the same methods to challenge your faith.
How hard would you have to hit someone with a bible before they would actually believe what is written in it?
Hard enough to cause serious brain damage, I'd guess...
Reminds me of that scene from Saved!
Hilary Faye: I am filled with Christ's love! [throws her Bible at Mary] You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
"he exists, end of discussion" is not a very compelling argument. Imagine if our courts worked this way? "I say he's a killer, end of discussion" - so let's stick a needle in his arm. No further proof needed.
Fundies need to be smacked upside the head with more than a crappy book.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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