Southern_Slave_Massa #racist niggermania.net

This morning I had to drive my daughter to work. As we got there, there was a car accident in front of the mall acrossed the street. I dropped her off and headed to get breakfast for myself and the Wife. As I came back by, I noticed my brother was one of the responder's, an ambulance was there, a human lady standing next to a van, in tears, and a nigger buck that had been riding a bike laying on the ground.

Just looking, it looked like the nigger had been deleted, so I drove on home. About an hour later, my daughter texted my Wife, told her my brother was in asking her manager if they had camera's, and there was a backpack they were going through. They don't have camera's, but a dentist's office about 30 yards from the whole things does. A little later my brother called, said he couldn't get my youngest son to answer his phone, and he wanted to know if he was going to be home this evening, he was going to go out and bow hunt. I told him we were cooking on the grill, come by before he went out, and I asked about the nigger. He told me he'd fill me in at dinner.

Well, the video showed the nigger hitting the side of the woman's van, and the nigger falling off the bike. The nigger had no visible injuries, but laid there moaning, he reeked of booze, and the backpack he had had a couple of wallets, a cell phone, about a hundred bucks in loose change, maybe twenty bucks or so in dollars. And some weed. I said well shit, the nigger was faking? He said yeah, its tough to prove, usually they go to the hospital, this one is at the regional jail, due to that kid we just hired. I said Todd? Yep. Todd played football with my son, wasn't big but fast. He called the guy in, four warrants, 3 burglary, one for public lewdness. It's a nigger, so use your imagination. Todd called it in, then yelled at the Sgt, "hey, this guy has a ton of warrants out on him", and the nigger jumped up and ran.

Yes, from death's door to running like hell. My brother said "Todd has alot to learn, but he caught that bastard within twenty yards". And they found out from dispatch about thirty vehicles were broken into last night. The nigger be out stealin an sheeit, got his drunk on, ran into some lady, and thought he could play the nigger lotto. They figure after a weekend in regional, he'll be ready to give up his homies by Monday. I asked about the lady, surely she wasn't going to be in any trouble or cited. He said "fuck no, we're giving her the key to the city Monday morning for helping get another nigger thief off the street".

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