Try going to a satanic chatline and see how tolerant they are when you mention 'Jesus'. After they curse you and cast spells on you and things start flying around your room,you will never go back.
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We can't really be sure they were satanists anyway. that's like a fundie blanket term for catholics, athiests, democrats, scientists...cats, etc. Regardless, if they have telekinesis, I'm interested.
Okay, first of all, I don't even KNOW of any Satanic chat rooms, and I'm intimately familiar with all the sites on theistic Satanism out there.
But yes, if you went into one and started preaching, I wouldn't be surprised if they did start cursing you, casting spells on you, and praying for your death. Satanists have a significantly lower tolerance for fundie bullshit than other groups do, for reasons I feel are obvious.
If things start flying around your room, though, you're probably on acid. Or off your meds.
After they curse you and cast spells on you and things start flying around your room...
Man, I've got to find myself one of these satanic chat lines and start going off about Jesus!
Go onto a Christianity chat, and question the current definition of a biblical passage. See how fast you get your sorry ass banned.
Oh...and I'll call bullshit.
“Try going to a satanic chatline and see how tolerant they are when you mention 'Jesus'.”
First off, why would you mention Jesus on a satanic site?
Second, tolerance is not a strait jacket. It’s a transaction. YOU need to show tolerance to be tolerated in kind.
Going into ANY chatroom and say, ‘Jesus is going to put y’all fuckers in Hell’ is going to get a negative reaction, whether it’s D&D, BDSM, Catholics, Gays, or Democrats.
“After they curse you”
Pretty sure if you just mention Jesus, you don’t get cursed. Something like, “Hey, why do you guys prefer Satan to Jesus?’ would be better received, so i assume you were either inciting, or maybe you’ve never actually met any Satanists, online or otherwise.
"and cast spells on you”
Hmm.
So, say that Satanists do cast spells on me.
And witches do, too.
And Christains say they’ll pray for me.
Why would i care about any of that?
"and things start flying around your room,you will never go back.”
Ah. You’ve never been to a Satanist chat room, bubbles.
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