Dr. Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D. #fundie chick.com

QUESTION: Believing that the King James Bible is the perfect Word of God is contrary to the stand that my "Alma Mater" takes. What should I do?

ANSWER: You should be loyal to God, Who SHOULD be a little higher on your "loyalty list" than your college.

EXPLANATION: First, let's get it straight. You do not have an "Alma Mater." The term "Alma Mater" results from the combination of the Hebrew word for "virgin" (almah) and the Greek word for "mother" (meter). Thus when you speak of your "Alma Mater" you refer to your "Virgin Mother," a terminology which we fairly say can only be used by Jesus Christ.

[Note by the submitter: That's absolute bullshit! "Alma Mater" is a puerly Latin term and translates to "nourishing mother."
"Dr." Gipp is either an idiot or lying. Maybe both.



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