CBN has always been the more liberal thinktank of the GOP anyways. There are far more good Christian Conservative organizations out there.
As far as Mrs. Clinton goes, there should be no worry. As we all know, the forgetful pot smoking Democrats never make it to the election polls, or they are too busy on their Internets, so any GOP candidate will win. We should, as the Conservative Christian majority of this nation, be looking for a real conservative to vote for.
There is a draft movement for Vice President Cheney to run. I hope that is successful. We need to defeat the Godless Terrorists, and he seems the only one with the intellegence and gumption to do it.
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First, Pat Robertson isn't "christian" enough. Then you endorse Dick Cheny? Does he even claim to be some type of evangelical christian?
Whatever dude, just be glad we got rid of requiring IQ tests to vote.
This asshole is from Austin? MY Austin? Shit. That's not good. I like Austin.
Please, Disgusted, go check out any other Texas city. You'll feel more at home in one of them. Try Dallas, or hell, try Odessa.
But please, just leave the funky beauty that is Austin alone.
I hate to say it, but liberals don't make it to the polls like fundie sociopaths do. Something should be done about this. *prods*
And, yeah, I've voted in every contested election since I turned eighteen.
"There is a draft movement for Vice President Cheney to run. I hope that is successful. We need to defeat the Godless Terrorists, and he seems the only one with the intellegence and gumption to do it."
So long as he's not too busy committing "hunting accidents."
See? I can reduce a person to a simple sentence too!
I would call this an obvious troll, save that I've met people in my real life that sound exactly like this, including the father of a friend of mine who claimed that he voted for the Shrub precisely because, in the 1980's, he'd met his father and thought "He's a good man with guts, and the apple never falls far from the tree."
CBN has always been the more liberal thinktank of the GOP anyways.
I am almost afraid to ask but..compared to what? Is Vlad Tepes running a GOP think tank now?
There is a draft movement for Vice President Cheney to run
By all means please draft Cheney!
That way we can be sure he sticks around long enough for the impeachement, the war crime trial and the imprisonment.
As we all know, the forgetful pot smoking Democrats never make it to the election polls, or they are too busy on their Internets, so any GOP candidate will win.
Nah, the Democratic candidates just neglect to play to the all-important Diebold vote.
As far as Mr. Cheney goes, there should be no worry. As we all know, the face-shooting Cheney of course has said before that if asked, he would not run, if elected, he would not serve, so any GOP recruitment will fail.
Wow, man, like, you know, nobody's ever needed to remind me to, you know, like, put down my bong or my roach or my you know and then, like, go vote. So man, like, wow, get over it.
War-profiteer Cheney for president? Some people have suggested that Bush will never be assassinated because of the sheer fear that the words, President Cheney, strike in the heart of the average American. You must be one of the people he shot in the head!
We need to defeat the Godless Terrorists
This may surprise you, but most terrorists are actually quite devout. It's kind of a requirement for the job.
Elect a real life Emeperor Palpatine?
WHAT THE MOTHER****ING DAMN IDIOT THAT WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT??!
Besides as soon as the term is up he's fleeing to Dubri to take a cut of the obsense amount of money his Haliburton buddies stole from the country.
The only consolation is that the one to inherit his unearned wealth will be his homosexual daughter.
There is a draft movement for Vice President Cheney to run...he seems the only one with the intellegence and gumption to do it.
(quote not out of context) - and he surely did fool, and shaft, and backstab a lot of people, even in his own party, to get his hands on power. Machievelli would have been proud of just what he did to foment a war that is still going on.
Dick Cheney has intelligence to spare.
He likes it exactly where he is; calling all the shots but still having a puppet for cover every time the shit hits the fan.
Bush is a tool all the way.
You actually mean Dick ”vice president of torture” Cheney?
Emma:
Trues words every!
"intellegence(sic)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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