I googled my user name and found there's a village in India called Sumsam and a bunch of Muslim guys in Turkey and Pakistan called Sumsam Ali!
Now they tell me! Shoulda googled my username before I took it!
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Do what I did. Take the first letter of your first name, and the first five letters of your last name, switch 'em around, and see if they make a word.
Then, once you've done that, go sit on a spike you racist fuck.
I googled my user name and found there's a whole weird religion based round it. A bunch of narrow minded fuck wits base their whole life about things he was suppose to have said 2000 years ago!
Now they tell me! Shoulda googled my username before I took it!
This is more RSTDT, but it's still not terrible. What's wrong with being afraid of getting confused with a village?
I don't wanna get confused with a village.
Hah, my username is unique!
Of course, there was that time I tried using the name of the spaceship in a story I wrote, and it turned out that a lot of emo weirdos have written a bunch of terrible poetry under the name "Wounded Sparrow".
I just meant it as a play on the Millennium Falcon, didn't really think about the connotations...
All I did was use a program to switch around 3 consonants and 2 vowels until they made a phonetically pronounceable name a few times before settling on Kyren. It sounds like Kyndraer, a name of mine from a few games, and it's easy to remember.
“If anyone has not looked at the following site, please do so. More than likely you are on it. Quotes from Rapture Ready are posted here, and then hateful comments by aetheists are submitted. You may find several dozen such comments following each and every single post. You may be called a r***** or even worse for worshipping Jesus. I have found plenty of these under my user name.“
Is this already a quote? Also, OP, what did the town members do to you…?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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