Hmmmmm... just another example of tl;dr to use as an argument against Atheism. Jase, with no need of a so-called 'God', we take full responsibility for our own actions, and thus we take the credit for all things we do that have a positive impact on others.
As opposed to the alternative...!
Taking responsibility for ourselves:
US prison population:
Christian: 80%
Atheist: 0.02%
We Atheists apply Ethics on ourselves far more rigorously than Tom Cruise Control does. [/That leaked $cientology video]
Our obviously more than infinite moral superiority to those who represent the 'alternative': Feels good, man, nay, making the right choices can be empowering, ergo our superiority to you & all your ilk. We make the right moral choices because we can. Christian terrorism. Compared to the alternative, eh Jase? Well, speaking as a British Atheist, and you know what we Brits are famous for...
(*pours cup of tea*)
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Cheers! [/hyper-smartarse]
I prefer my Tea chemicals to that Cthulhu's own diarrhoea called 'Coffee"; 'Boston Tea Party', and all that jazz. Contrariness just for the sake of it?! 'TEA Party'? Flip-flop more than Mitt Romney in a sandal factory, much?; 'Anyone but Obama'? Nope, no hypocrisy on you right-wing Fundamentalist Christains' part, nosiree! [/mega-sarcasm] Nooooo, that wouldn't be rational now, would it?! I mean...
...who would consider rational the alternative to Atheism: a book - the Bible - which claims a talking snake actually existed?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]