actually (evolution) was darwins mean of destroying God because at seminnary he was a loser who got made fun of so he just got mad at God and didn't want to believe in him.
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Did Darwin attend a seminary?
He got a degree from Christ College that entitled him to work as an Anglican Parson. Not technically a seminary because as a branch of Protestantism it goes by a different name.
But the idea is basically the same. Charles Darwin graduated 10th in his class and got high marks in Theology, so it seems unlikely that he was fighting god at that time. He didn't turn on religion until later, when the church authorities refused to allow that his theories were compatible with their god. Then he put his foot down and became an atheist.
-Frank
Oh fuck.
Another of the whore/slut fans.
Just BEING at seminary MAKES you a loser.
Leaving seminary is the only thing.to do.
Notice he capitalizes the name of his deity but fails to use capitals at the beginning of his sentence and for names. Wow, you sure are gawd's buttboy, aren't cha, Brad?
Darwin comes home with a black eye, his mom says "Oh chucky, you can't fight with the bigger kids." His dad tells him to "toughen up, take it like a man." Charles runs up to his room and slams the door. Starts playing, Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It," on the radio. In a fit of rage, he writes the Origin of the Species. His mother walks in, reads it, says "Oh no...Charly, what have you done?"
I swear that he doesn't even know anything about the god he worships, let alone Darwin's past or intentions, from this post...
How do you destroy God with scientific observations (or elaborate scientific conspiracies to discredit Christianity, according to your perspective)? And why would one be motivated to destroy God due to being mocked while a member of a religious institution?
The mind boggles.
Yet another bit of bad English from a fundie. No capitalisation, no apostrophe. Why don't you just admit the fact that the reason you beleive in God is that you're just fucking mentally incompetent. I won't bother arguing with you about this, because you're too fucking stupid to own a computer. Please don't reproduce - your kids will be just as dumb as you, and thats' a REALLY bad thing.
Some great God who taps a dozen people with The Call, then makes 11 of them assholes who drive the one earnest believer out of seminary.
Also: where did you get your jock brand of Christianity that ostracizes losers? Jesus weeps.
So what you are saying is that the seminary makes fun of ppl, calls them loosers and stuff? Thanks for the warning, I now know to steer clear of these seminarians.
www.jesuschristarcade.com
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