If science is causing you troubles, then you need to remember that it is usually wrong, what is said in the morning is refuted in the afternoon. The bible has never been wrong.
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Nonono, the bible has never been *changed*.
That's the problem right there. The world has changed beyond the wildest dreams of those poor old semitic goatherders, and the collection of their bedtime stories and hallucinations is not even relevant to the modern world.
The fact that we have the 'interwebs' in the here-and-now can be historically linked to people in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, who essentially told the bible-beaters to fuck off...they came to understand the workings of the world well enough, for their philosophical heirs to invent the tools, treatments, and conveniences that every fundy takes for granted.
"The bible has never been wrong."
The bible states that the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle (pi) is three.
It isn't.
Therefore the bible is wrong.
Maybe the bible was referring to some sort of pandimensional megacircle.
Insects have four legs? Animals can talk in human language? Bats are bugs? (Oh, wait, that was Calvin; the Bible says that they're birds. Still wrong, though.)
“If science is causing you troubles, then you need to remember that it is usually wrong,”
"what is said in the morning is refuted in the afternoon.”
“The bible has never been wrong.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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