Only the Lord God Jesus Christ himself can give us the accurate description of heaven but the bible cannot give it to us accurately. The Lord said that the New heaven will be the Eden of Paradise which will come down from the Kingdom of God and it will be a planet, a big planet for the saved ones. Also,another big planet of hell will be formed by all exploded heavenly bodies in the whole universe including our earth, this will be of fire and boiling water for the unsaved.
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"Only the Lord God Jesus Christ himself can give us the accurate description of heaven but the bible cannot give it to us accurately."
Putting aside the fact that you have not shown that "God" or Jesus actually exist, Xians contend that the Bible is the word of "God." Are you asserting that the Bible is not the word of "God" or that it is in error?
"The Lord said that the New heaven will be the Eden of Paradise which will come down from the Kingdom of God and it will be a planet, a big planet for the saved ones."
Uh huh. Did "God" tell you that?
"Also,another big planet of hell will be formed by all exploded heavenly bodies in the whole universe including our earth, this will be of fire and boiling water for the unsaved."
Nothing I recall reading or hearing describes hell as a planet.
No no no! See, the reason the Bible can't give an accurate description of heaven is that God is still working on it! He ran into some zoning violations and had to work it out with the municipality. He was still tied up in court when the Bible was due, so he just filled in a whole bunch of junk instead.
I went to live on a neutron star once. It made me feel fat.
I think you meant that it made you feel "flat." :)
And the Hell planet will smash into the Earth, killing everyone, but not before the saved ones leave the Earth in a rocket to land on the Heaven planet to start life anew. Yeah, I saw that movie too...
"Planet Hell"
Nightwish
Once
Denying the lying
A million children fighting
For lives in strife
For hope beyond the horizon
A dead world
A dark path
Not even crossroads to choose from
All the bloodred
Carpets before me
Behold this fair creation of God
My only wish to leave behind
All the days of the Earth
An everyday hell of my kingdom come
The first rock thrown again
Welcome to hell, little Saint
Mother Gaia in slaughter
Welcome to paradise, Soldier
My first cry neverending
All life is to fear for life
You fool, you wanderer
You challenged the gods and lost
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
This world aint ready for The Ark
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
Mankind works in mysterious ways
Welcome down to my Plant Hell
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
This world aint ready for The Ark
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer
In hope
In love
Mankind works in mysterious ways
[credit to darklyrics.com]
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