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"Dead at 61," that's what the CNN headline said when it first broke the story of the death of Bill Paxton. According to the story, the actor passed away from complications following surgery. Does any of this smell fishy? Just about all of it reeks of third-party meddling. Here are some basic facts. Bill Paxton was an A-list celbrity, meaning that he had a solid net worth, which translates to access to the best doctors on the planet. Second, he was healthy and fit. The man was at a perfectly normal weight for his height and age, and the reports have not indicated any chronic illness such as cancer. Third, he would not be the first celebrity taken out this way, remember Joan Rivers who also died from complications following a routine procedure?

The next questions involves motive. Why did the Illuminati dispatch its star whackers to take out Paxton? This is a tricky one, and we hope to provide more updates as the story unfolds. We're thinking it may have something to do with a sacrifice prior to the Oscars or that the actor had never fully committed himself to the order. Another possibility is that he and his family knew something about the Kennedy assassination. Afterall, he was there in Dallas the day that it happened and was even in a famous photograph. The third explanation is probably the most likely. Now that Donald Trump is president and shaking up the establishment, other Illuminati members may also be willing to go rogue. Paxton might have known something about Kennedy that the order wanted to remain secret and looked to go public with it. The fact that he went on to have a successful acting career may have been the Illuminati's way of keeping him silent. Fame and fortune in exchange for collaboration, who would turn down such a sweet deal.

Paxton may not have even wanted to go public at all. The Illuminati could be cleaning house of anyone who could harm them after Trump went rogue. The order cannot afford another celebrity defector, and dead men can't talk.

Medical malpractice is appearing to become the Illuminati's prime choice for disposing of nuisance celebrities. It's used to be plane crashes, but people began asking too many questions. Michael Jackson, Joan Rivers, and Bill Paxton are all people who died following physicians' administrations. Who could be next? 2016 was a bad year for celebrities, and 2017 looks to be right on par with it. Is it any coincidence that celebrities began dropping like flies as soon as Trump's campaign started gaining momentum? Definitely not, the Illuminati is cleaning house, and no one is safe.

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