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FACT:
1 out of 5 masturbators will become registered sex offenders.2 out of 5 will engage in beastality.

2 out of every 3 men who masturbate will engage in a long term homo-sexual relationship and practice incest.

2 of the same 3 men will commit suicide. All of them will burn in Hell for their sins.

90% of all men who masturbate will have one or more STD’s in their life. 53% will die from a sexually related disease.

Repeated masturbation will lead to penile dysfunction, spinal injury, and prostate cancer.

67% of men who masturbate will become addicted to pornography, lose their jobs and families, and develop a severe depression.

Democrats practice self-abuse 10 times more often than Republicans due to their lack of morals.

The Lord makes his stance on Masturbation very clear: Leviticus 26:16

“I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning argue, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: should ye shall spill your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it”

FICTION:

It’s OK to masturbate if you are looking at Playboy or thinking about your girlfriend. What they don’t know won’t hurt them.It’s normal for young men to masturbate together or experiment sexually.

Masturbating is a safe, non-infectious way to relieve sexual tension.

There is no risk involved whatsoever.

The more you masturbate the better you become at controlling your orgasm when making love.

If it feels good do it.

Self gratification is an expression of one’s self.

Creative and successful people masturbate frequently.

From a lying, secular 20th-century medical perspective:

“I can assure you that this activity in no way affects mental or physical health.” — Dr. Peter Gott, nationally syndicated medical columnist, August 12, 1997.

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