Speaking about gays in the military:
The Law says they're worthy of death so we may as well send them to the front lines.
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They're serving their country.
You, however, are a parasite, nothing more.
Who has the moral high ground now?
I thought "the Law" said we are all worthy of death, right? Wages of sin and all.
Anyway, you fundies are the ones looking forward to death, so why don't you join up and volunteer for the front?
"The Law says they're worthy of death so we may as well send them to the front lines"
You'd better pray that a big military conflict doesn't start, and President Obama introduces the Draft as a result. I'm thinking that if such were to occur, expect to see a mass exodus (pun intended!) of fundies crossing the border to Canada. Or pleading 'Conscientious Objection' on religious grounds.
I notice you aren't exactly eager to enter that recruitment office. Fact is, those gays in the US military who joined voluntarily because they wanted to serve their country (and continue to do so, especially in Iraq & Afghanistan) are infinitely braver than any fundie like you.
One Word: Spartans.
My guess is he saw the episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus with the 'Camp Square Bashing' skit:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iH1GhM2j8
and thought it was a documentary.
How...how dare you? Reduce service to one's country to little more than a voluntary death sentence. The front liners have more balls than your entire fucking family TREE! Just where the fuck do you get off, you sanctimonious, impotent PRICK!
I never thought I'd see anything more reprehensible than the crowd screaming that gays are unfit to serve in the military...
(Sorry...I have a friend who's gay that serves in the military, so this topic gets a little touchy.)
This person, and I use the term very generously, should be ashamed of his or her self! Our soldiers, gay, straight, and bi, are all fighting for this piece of assmeat's right to say such horrible things!
"The Law says they're worthy of death so we may as well send them to the front lines."
Actually, it says they're an "abomination unto Gawd" (just like shellfish, oddly enough) and that they should be put to death. I can only assume it means immediately, not after they've outlived their usefulness. Since it also doesn't mention who should put them to death I would guess that it would fall to any Good and True Christian such as yourself. So, what are you waiting for? You wouldn't be challenging the Word of Gawd now, would you?
What, the Law as defined by some bunch of Bronze Age goatherders? Give us a break, you retard.
The Law we live by is the democratic law as decided by our countries' people and their representatives and judges. Maybe the law should be changed a little, to oblige fundies to serve their countries by enlisting so that they can take their chances too on the front line, just as thousands of courageous, patriotic gays are currently doing.
And if they get killed, well, that's what they want, isn't it?
It's certainly what I want.
fergus
Heres a plan. Asign all gay troops to desk dutys such as quartermaster etc...
I'm sure those gay quartermasters will see that food is eventualy delivered to the fundie troops in Iraq.
/The Law says they're worthy of death so we may as well send them to the front lines./
Yeah, about that... You do know that a fellow named David had the same idea. You know, sending someone he didn't like and wanted to get rid of to the front lines of battle so that he would get killed. God wasn't too happy with him after that. I doubt God would be happy with you, either. Selfish creep.
see, everybodys happy now.
The gays wanna serve and the fundies want them dead. If the Republicans got in again they'd probably force all gays to enlist. They'd call it the Fag Draft. This would be soon shortened to Faaft
That'd put y'all back in the closet, eh? Oh yeah, and all closets must have a Bible in it.
What law? Please clarify.
Per experience, laws in this country do not carry phrases like "...worthy of death." For one thing, such laws would be unconstitutional.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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