"The Law says they're worthy of death so we may as well send them to the front lines"
You'd better pray that a big military conflict doesn't start, and President Obama introduces the Draft as a result. I'm thinking that if such were to occur, expect to see a mass exodus (pun intended!) of fundies crossing the border to Canada. Or pleading 'Conscientious Objection' on religious grounds.
I notice you aren't exactly eager to enter that recruitment office. Fact is, those gays in the US military who joined voluntarily because they wanted to serve their country (and continue to do so, especially in Iraq & Afghanistan) are infinitely braver than any fundie like you.
One Word: Spartans.
My guess is he saw the episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus with the 'Camp Square Bashing' skit:
and thought it was a documentary.