VLADIMIR PUTIN IMMORTAL? PHOTOS OF RUSSIAN PRESIDENT FROM 100 YEARS AGO
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Even I can recognise (at least when next to each other) that each depicts a different person. The one in the middle has no resemblance to Putin. Are all of them prosopagnosic?
PS: Actually, my spies inform me that Putin is in fact the ancient immortal warlock, Koshey the Deathless, in disguise. Oh, by the way, Donald Trump is a Wendigo, and Twilight was ghost-written by Vlad III. Draculea as misinformation to permanently discredit the idea of vampires to the mind of the public. Wake up sheeple!
Those three people aren't the same person and the tell tale sign here is the nose as in all three of them have different noses.
The one on the left has a pretty small nose, it doesn't flare out to much and it doesn't go out very much either. (also he's got a noticeably rounder face than the other two)
The middle image has a nose that does come out quite a bit but it's fairly narrow.
Meanwhile the one the left (ie, Putin's nose) flares out a good bit and it's fairly short. It's also pointed downwared while the other two are pointed upward.
Sorry, just felt like overanalyzing this one.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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