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*after being asked where the necessary food for all the animals would be stored on Noah's Ark among other criticisms of the global flood in the bible*

A lot of you are disregarding the fact that God could've put the animals in a hibernating state so they didn't need to eat much, and God could've prevented the animals from eating each other.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

"A lot of you are disregarding the fact that God could've put the animals in a hibernating state so they didn't need to eat much, and God could've prevented the animals from eating each other."

And all of you are disregarding the fact that the Nouvlesse could've used their Atlas-class terraforming/transforming ship-cum-mecha, the Deucalion for it's original purpose: forming habitable worlds, and via leasing/renting land on such or even selling whole planets for further development, these pureblooded Earth-based elite - and rulers of the entire galaxy (via the GU/GOTT) - would effectively create infinite wealth, thus they poured their entire liquid assets into the creation of such (and once said infinite wealth came pouring back, more Atlas-class ships/mecha could be built, and run on a 'franchise' basis; more worlds created, the Nouvlesse get a percentage on each world formed, thus even more wealth):

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...but instead, the Nouvlesse's actual intent was to leave this galaxy via this population-carrying 'Ark', to travel to another (with all the automated facilities to create new infrastructures etc on board), with nothing to prevent the rest of the non-Nouvlesse population from tearing each other apart in the interstellar socio-economic collapse that would result in their abandonment of this one.

Moral: if it's not specifically mentioned in the Bible, it never happened. And frankly, the scenario in the Sci-Fi anime series "Kiddy Grade" has far more credibility, seeing as - how they were able to create new worlds (and even resurrect certain people - the ES-Members of GOTT - via their control of the GOTT through the GU) - they effectively were as gods themselves.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"A lot of you are disregarding the fact that God could've put the animals in a hibernating state so they didn't need to eat much, and God could've prevented the animals from eating each other."

God could have poofed all of the evil people out of existence, no flood needed.

God could have appeared to each person and explained that he wasn't happy with how they were acting.

God could have subtly influenced events from the beginning of time so that none of the evil people existed, thus there's no need for the flood.

God could have not put the fucking tree in the Garden and avoided all of this to begin with.

Do you see what's wrong with this whole "God could have" line of reasoning? It doesn't go anywhere because "God could have" done anything at anytime because he's supposedly fucking omnipotent. Instead of hiding behind "God could have," how about you just admit that your little story is a complete fabrication from start to finish?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Da Rat Bastid

"An organization whose name has the acronym "GOTT"? Gee, who'd have thunk it?"

Was that one of the inspirations used by "KG"'s creator, character designer & director, Keiji Gotoh? Whilst it's acknowledged as the 'Spiritual Successor' of "Dirty Pair", it wouldn't surprise me if the Gotohmeisted had thought of that. Anyhoo...

Well, the one who did said 'resurrections' of ES-Members (ability-users) & enforcers of GOTT (and effectively the tools of the GU - the elite 'Nouvlesse'), Director Eclipse (via her G-class abilty 'Kvant' or 'Quantum') took orders from said Nouvlesse (via the GU).

And as said ES-Members (with their 'abilities'; example: Alv & Dvergr, who - with their S-class ability 'Absorb', could assimilate any & all forms of matter & energy; even a planet-destroying 'Geo-Sorter' bomb) had, in some cases, almost god-like abilities, then it was in GOTT's best interests to keep alive these hyper-rare people - which is one of the scenario's main themes: Immortality without 'spiritual salvation' - as seen through the eyes of the anime's central character Eclair.

...indeed, in the prologue of the first episode of the 2009 sequel series "Kiddy Girl-and", it's Eclair & her compatriot Lumiere who, via their emergent G-class abilities, via localised suspension of time, stop a planetary explosion which threatens the entire universe, infinitely worse than a mere supernova.

old comment by Adrian

Sure, he could have, he could also have hidden them all into the asshole of a seagull if he wanted, that's the point of omnipotence, but your Whooly Babble doesn't mention him making them hibernate, even though it would have taken only a sentence or two.

Sheesh, even with an omnipotent character (one of the laziest literary devices ever), the writers of your little fairy tale couldn't be arsed to plug glaring plotholes...

EDIT: BTW, didn't we once get a quote by a fundie who believed that the Ark was some sort of spaceship and that Gawd made Noah into some sort of DNA library/incubator that respawned all the animal species after the Flush? Of course he was crazy, but at least it was the entertaining kind of crazy, not like (il)LogiChristianity.

@SpukiKitty:
Goal Post moving FTL!

My tired, unmedicated (and science-fiction addicted) brain at first read that as "faster than light", and actually it also works ^^"

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