Perhaps God made Uranus that way so we would notice that all the planets aren't spinning the same way, like they should be if they naturally formed.
My explanation is just as valid as the scientist's "guess."
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Which is also why he made them all different colors and sizes, and all the stars different, and the galaxies different shapes, and,and, andandandandadanansansnsdnaaaaaaaaaaa*******************************************POW
"Perhaps God made Uranus that way so we would notice that all the planets aren't spinning the same way, like they should be if they naturally formed."
I wasn't aware that planets had to all spin the same direction in order to be "natural."
"My explanation is just as valid as the scientist's "guess.""
Your explanation is ad hoc and, as such, useless. The scientists "guess" based on data that they gather. Thousands of pages of the stuff. You should read some of it. You may learn something.
A scientist's guess, perhaps.
Too bad scientists don't just randomly guess about any scientific data for some dumbfuck conclusion they have a horrible and mentally-unstable bias towards.
P.S.
It was Zeus.
Perhaps God made Uranus that way so we would notice that all the planets aren't spinning the same way, like they should be if they naturally formed.
My explanation is just as valid as the scientist's "guess."
Real scientists don't just "guess," you degenerate. Or did you think that neat stuff like this Internet thingie, along with vaccines, cable television, fiberglass insulation, dialysis, your car's GPS (and everything else), plastic artificial heart valves, air conditioning, closeup photos of (and on!) other planets, spermicide-lubricated latex condoms, and microwave popcorn, just came into existence by guessing? Scientists worked out the principles that made their creation and function possible. You are the beneficiary of their legacy, and yet you metaphorically urinate on it. You are the foulest of ingrates.
What the frell have YOU done for humanity? Touting your deity doesn't do squat for it; more likely it holds us back.
Sorry for the ASSININE anus reference, BUT I was ASSED to do it.
Heh
Rectum, Hell, it killed him!
Lawl
If naturally formed, they would spin any damn way they form.
If a sky wizard made them, he would have had them all spinning the same
'My explanation is just as valid as the scientist's "guess."'
1) Well formulated and tested theories are not "guesses".
2) You have no evidence to support your guess.
3) Shut the fuck up.
No, your explanation isn't as valid as scientific data. And whatever data you don't like, you blatantly ignore, and make shit up.
Shit up about Uranus. (snicker)
Uranus spinning the way it does doesn't prove anything for either side. Its a neutral reality that can be explained by physics. This is one of the games they play, where they claim everything proves ~their~ God. Of course, they dismiss it when anyone else of any other religion or non-religion says it arbitrarily proves their belief.
Oh, Uranus. The embodiment of the heavens. God of the sky. I'm kind of surprised fundies don't bitch about the planets being named after Greek gods, really.
'My explanation is just as valid as the scientist's "guess."'
lol... Just. No.
Perhaps the Flying Spaghetti Monster turned Uranus around with His Noodly Appendage so we would notice that all the planets aren't spinning the same way, like they should be if they naturally formed.
My explanation is just as valid as Self-Mutation's "guess."
#497242:
The planets got their rotation from the disk of dust from which they condensed. Since they condensed from the same disk they picked up the same rotation.
But then later they started running into each other, producing Uranus' cockeyed spin.
@#496936: Nono, Gaia (the Earth) gave birth "by herself" to Uranus, and together (*urgh*) they had the three Hecatonchires, the three Elder Cyclopes and the twelve Titans. The Titans (through more inbreeding) were the ancestors of both the Olympians and lesser gods/titans.
well if a scientist's explaination was a "guess", sure it's as valid as your guess. good thing for us, wild guesses don't get published, only serious hypotheses that are either proven or disproven with solid evidence.
So... Uranus is a sign from God to let us know he exists?
Sure must be heavenly up there. *Snickers* Let me have a go! *giggle*
Hey, if he's going to make no sense, I'm allowed to be pervy.
Self-mutation's grasp of science was always very advanced.
When he mentioned subatomic life forms, we asked for an example and he said, "ants."
This should be a good time to share a little, uh...nugget of information from an article I read recently...
NASA Wants To Probe Deeper Into Uranus Than Ever Before
Up until now, NASA has never paid too much attention to Uranus but now the space agency wants to take a good, long look. And one of the things it might be investigating is all that gas.
Perhaps God made Uranus that way
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...but(t) as so many others have gone down the Finbarr Saunders way (SNRK-SNRK! CHORTLE-CHORTLE!), I shall take a different tack:
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'Tis a good thing that Self-Mutilation realised his mistake - thus never returned from his one & only appearance in FSTDT - or he would have been made to look more of the utter twonk he is: thus the raison d'etre of FSTDT.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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