IF TORTURE IS NEEDED AND KIDNAPPING TOO THAN IM ALL FOR IT. AS LONG AS IT IS USED TACTFULLY AND THE KIDNAPEE IS NOT HARMED.
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How does one torture and kidnap tactfully? Does it mean not doing it in front of people who might be offended? Or should we ask nicely before whisking them away? And if we don't harm kidnapees, does that mean some people will be tortured on the spot while others are taken for tea and scones and some light questioning?
I think he may mean kidnapping as in - to get the man to talk, as an alternative to torture, you kidnap his kid, but don't hurt the kid.
Well, now I can see why we had to remove Saddam from power so that those Iraqi's would be freed from civilian's getting killed, tortured and kidnapped...oh, wait!
Julian wrote:
"So it is "tactful" torture that doesn't cause harm to a hostage? Tickling with a feather maybe?"
WTF? on, wtf? off, WTF? on, wtf? off. Doh, asshat!
So, you are volunteering to be kidnapped and tortured?
"IF TORTURE IS NEEDED AND KIDNAPPING TOO THAN IM ALL FOR IT. AS LONG AS IT IS USED TACTFULLY AND THE KIDNAPEE IS NOT HARMED."
Yeah. A certain John McCain would like a word with you. I'm sure you wouldn't be harmed, but you'd probably have to start using Preparation H as toothpaste in future...! >:D
...oh, and:
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Just ask a certain journalist who questioned Buzz Aldrin going to the moon. I'm sure Dr. Aldrin told him of his and messrs. Armstrong & Collins' experiences upon re-entry & splashdown. Just after said journalist had re-entered reality, and his teeth splashed down onto the floor.
Tactful torture? What's next, bombs that don't wake the neighbours?
Polite warfare for the win! I think.
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