Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
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okay - this guy was a moron for trying to walk on water and for -whatever reason - not stopping when (of should I say if) he realized it wasn't working. However, what about the people watching? Did no one try to help this guy? Did they think they could "pray" him some help?
Goodness. What a big pack of stupid this story is.
Sounds that more Xians should try this, as well as the snake-"trick", since it seems to work!
To remove them from the gene-pool, that is...
Papabear, he walked into the sea. Are there people so lean they sink in saltwater?
And yeah, why didn't he swim for it? When he ran out of air and started to panic...are fundies really THAT brain-dead?
Ooh, lets add this guy to the man eaten by the lion in Kiev. Don't feel bad about him though, a bunch of my fundy friends where laughing about the kiev guy yesterday, apparently they have this 'don't test god clause'.
You know he may not have been able to actually swim...
Well, you gotta admire the guy's unwavering faith.
You also have to admire the immense amount of dumb-luck for such an imbocile to not only to make it to the age of 35, but become a respected leader of a congregation.
I'll bet this idiot jumped from a roof as a child thinking he could fly too.
Never "mis-underestimate" the level of stupidity a human (not "homos sapien" thanks Carico) can reach.
If only more fundies would follow this example. And they should, for, as jesus said...
Matthew 17:20
"Because of your unbelief. For most certainly I tell you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will tell this mountain,'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible for you."
"I will walk on water, as jesus did!"
(crowd cheers)
'Hmmm. My feet have broken the surface, ankles getting wet. Maybe god is waiting to see how serious I am about this.'
'Okay, up to my knees now, I guess I could walk on my knees on the water, the bible doesn't specifically say how jesus did it.'
'Alright, up to my armpits now, still not rising up. I wonder how long this takes? Sheesh, everybody's watching, I better keep going.'
'Well, I'm underwater now. I should be ascending to the surface any minute now.'
'Wow. Unbelievably strong urge to take a breath. that would be bad though, must be the devil. Trying to tempt me. Away from this place, satan! The lord is with me!'
'Gosh, I can't even see the sun anymore. My feet seem to be stuck in the mud. Okay lord, not to rush you or anything, but I can't swim.'
'Man, I feel like I'm going to explode! Got to hold my breath, got to hold my breath, got to GASP.'
glug-glug-glug-glug
(crowd watches a spot in the water bubbling furiously then stopping)
Man in crowd: Huh. Well that was a letdown. Hey everybody, how about we all stop wasting our time and get real jobs? Maybe we can make a difference in this world instead of jerking off.
Woman in crowd: Yeah, you're right. You know, I suggested to him that he try to move a mountain with his faith first. I mean, if it didn't move, at least he'd still be alive.
Man 2: Shouldn't we get him out or something?
Man 3: He had a personal relationship with jesus. Let him do it.
(crowd slowly disperses)
Hello, Mr. Preacher-dude, you have to have the faith of a mustard seed, not the brain of appox. that size.
faith: cholrine for the gene pool
I agree with Brain on this one... at what point was he going to give up, having promised that his audience would see an amazing miracle? Maybe his own faith was at such major stake in this that he'd rather let the sea take him than live the rest of his life feeling a spiritual failure. Very sad, really.
And yes - I guess there must have been some sort of undertow that carried him off. His body's bound to have floated otherwise. Unless maybe there were sharks...
Most likely this was a fabrication. If not, 10-to-1 he'd just taken everybody's money, and he didn't really drown. Some con artists' MO is to promise a big miracle that if it fails will lead to death, collect money, and fake their own death.
I suspect that he didn't swim because of the robes he was probably wearing(it wouldn't show much faith to try it in a speedo), and wet clothing, especially something as loose as a robe,are not very conducive to swimming. Although, he could have stopped before he was breathing in water.
There was an article about it in the papers, I think it was last week (of course, sometimes papers unwittingly spread urban legends, but...)
The "drowned him to get rid of him" theory reminds me of an anecdote in a David Eddings book, where Sir Ulath tells how his demonstrated to an idiotic superior that in Thalesia, where streams and rivers are plenty, easy to remove chainmail is superior to the more impressive full plate armour: first they threw a knight wearing a chainmail shirt into the harbour, he managed to get rid of the chainmail and go back to the surface. Then they repeated with the superior (wearing his plate armour): he was less successful... :P
On a side note, what's this exorcism-rapist story?
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Do we really need any comments on the stupidity and arrogance of this guy?, if I were to explain the people why it happened I would say that it is not God´s punishment but logical consequences of trespassing common sense. Besides, I was trying to remember one of the temptations in the dessert and the answer Jesus gave to the Devil. He well knew why.
Tea, you fucking spammer troll, do you really think the webmaster here would display his real information when so many christian and islmaic nitwits like you could potentially give him a hard time, and make his life miserable with death threats to his house, etc. If you are going to act like such an asshole, why should anyone listen to you?
How would you like it if I pulled down your underpants so everyone could see your goodies, just for the sake of 'honesty'?!
Besides, no one can prove Christianity is any more legitimate than Islam, Buddhism, Jainism, Hinduism, Wiccan, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, etc. Your threats are no more or less legitimate than the threats from people of other religions.
Fuck off and die.
haha, what an asshole
i mean, seriously, the guy believed that he can walk on water?
what a dumb shit!!
Ah, but this was in Africa!
In Africa belief in magic and miracles is very widespread, especially amongst more rural folks. And it can cause people to do things that are well... stupid... to westerners.
Such as the case of this shaman who concocted a brew to protect some guerilla fighters in battle. They rubbed it all over themselves and then tested it out by shooting one of their number. (Who of course died.)
After that they decided to kill the shaman because his brew didn't work.
Ignorance and superstition make for a bad combination. And well... the third world has plenty of both. With the misery their generally in.
I deman that ALL Christians attempt this trial of faith immediately. What have you got to lose? If you walk on water after invoking the assistance of the Holy Spirit, I (and undoubtedly many others) will denounce my ungodly adherence to Atheism and become the most fundamentalist Christian you ever did see. On the other hand, if you sink like a stone and drown like an unwanted kitten in a hessian sack, you'll get to be face-to-face with Jesus without having to wait around for that rapture that you're so keen on. So it's really win-win for you, isn't it? Now get ye down to the seaside/lakeside/riverback, and get walking on that water. Do it for JESUS!
I'm suprised that no one stopped him.....
Then again, I probably should be not suprised if it was the church goers that was watching.
Wow, I wonder what the crowd was thinking when the water passed the guys chest . . . didn't any of them think to maybe mention to the guy he wasn't actually, you know, walking on water?
Also, this only has a 4? Really?
This story is so bull; I mean the moment water went beyond your ankles you would know that it's not working, and to a demagogue, reputation is everything, so wouldn't he want to check his own claim before making a public spectacle out of it? The ONLY possible way this story can be true is, if the man was very seriously mentally ill, in which case this incident is just terribly tragic. I'm surprised that all the self-proclaimed enlightened ones, with overgrown intellects, and bulging brains would so completely fail to see this.
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