God made Woman from mans riblets. Since the making of woman, the talking snakes have had free range. Care not about education in blashemy, welfare handouts, liberality and science. They are all the playground of Satan
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Dude, you are totally not going to get yourself laid thinking of women like that. Try respecting them. Chicks tend to dig it when you like their qualities that don't involve the term "cum dumpster".
(warning for the humor-impaired: don't read this.)
... 'Handouts'?
Die in a fire.
We just had our Neighbourhood Festival this weekend here in our part of DC. Lots of arts and crafts and ethnic foods. My favourite was the food booth from "What-the-Fuck."
They were serving organic, free-range serpent. Very different, yet familiar. At the risk of a cliche... It tastes like chicken!
But the best was the riblets in the blashemy sauce. Now, I'm not sure but I think this is a dish from the Caucasian Mountains. That meat was just falling off the bones. Hell, it brought out the woman in me - I just SCREAMED for more!!!
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Welfare handouts are the playground of Satan?
Do you understand what you are saying here in any remote way?
You are saying Satan gives money to the poor to help them survive. I can sort of understand how you might justify this: "It is easier for a camel etc." but Satan is not exactly making them rich.
But what you're saying is God only likes rich people. Which is pretty contradictory to that thing about the camel and the eye of the needle. Which in itself is one of the few things three of the four gospels agree on...
Damn, Amanda beat me to it...
Also, I would like to see evidence of a talking snake.
I learned about three new words from this quote: Riblets, Blashemy, and Liberality.
Thank you Godsglory, for learnin' me some new'uns.
Care not about education in blasphemy, welfare handouts , liberality and science. They are all the playground of Satan"
I guess Jesus must have been Satan's Playground: "Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go [and] sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come [and] follow me." - Matthew 19:21
women = riblets, talking snakes, and blashemy
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Wait ... the talking snakes care not about education in blashemy?
Now I'm confused.
Especially about what the heck "blashemy" is, and where it normally falls in the school curriculum.
Riblets? What the hell are riblets?
And science = Satan? From a guy posting on the internet with a computer , both direct products of science?
Pardon all the question marks, but I don't think my brain can handle so much ignorance in such a concentrated form.
Blashemy! Its a mordal senn, I tells ya!
@ Quantum Mechanic
Yes, the flippers can take them home, and with enough prayer - and faith(!) they can make their own helpmeets to rule over. You see, it;s a test; if they don't turn into real women, then you don't have enough faith. Lacking in faith = not a real Christian = going to hell in a handbasket.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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