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iDiots are sheeple herded in and controlled by a rainbow regime of bumpirates—a phenomenon, as the unabomber noted in his manifesto, impossible without technology.

Steve Blaughjobs paid two doctors to explain the cause of his death. Blaughjobs medical records have never been made pubic. Why would he be ashamed of his death’s cause? Put simply, Steve BJ died of GRIDS. Like all phlaming phaggits, Steve went both ways, rubbing his scar of david both in vag slime and faeces. But the first gave him a daughter. Queers hate kids and family so much, this offended him and he denied she was his daughter, even though it was obviously true. Everyone was confused why he’d tell such a stupid lie in the face of the courts, DNA testing and everything else. He held out to the bitter end until he was forced to recognize that he physically had a daughter. By then he’d already moved to Sadfagsicko, California where he could put his sodomitic deathstyle into full swing.

Being a pharasite from a family kicked out of Syria, his dad was a gangster in Las Vegas trying to hide the identity of his son from rival thugs. So paps sent his son to Cali to get a fake name and to make legally sure no one would reveal he was actually his son. Using his kosher connections, he schmoozed his son’s way into becoming the official leader of the world’s biggest (controlling most zogbux) computer company in the world. In videos you see Blaughjobs has no idea what computers are, cannot use a simple terminal, and has to scream angrily for tech support on stage when his gnu product turns to cider.

Being geigher than a bee, he made the company symbol the misopedic, child-raping rainbow. The apple being the malum, or satanic evil, in Latin, he took a bite out of it to give us the wink. When finally dying of GRIDS, Steve passed the blaughjobs onto histh partner, Steve Cock. When Cock took over, everyone was surprised. Cock is not obviously a pharasite or from such a family, he’s just a degenerate passive, bottom, take it up the back door type. Cock wasted no time in telling everyone he was a phag and openly pushing sodomy up the public’s rear.

Like all geighs, Cock is stupid, degenerate and dick-tatorial. Apple makes its only known profits off of lawsuits. They’re such app-holes that they even sue the companies that let them use their designs and inventions like Samsung, the inventor and producer of all the iPhone screens. It’s easy to understand how, if Steve BJ hadn’t died of GRIDS, we’d all be on locked products with early planned-obsolescence, bereft of free, open-source software, praying for the proprietary iTunes program to work just to hear some music.

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