We don't need more Christian pilots, we need leather-lunged preachers! Let the heathens fly the planes. We don't need any more Christian nurses, we need godly mothers! Let the wicked be the nurses. We don't need more fruitcakes! I met a young man who had just graduated from the apostate Independent Baptist church that I've been talking about in this article. I asked him what his big plans were now that he's graduated from a Baptist Christian highschool. He's heading to New York to be a bally-dancer! A BALLY DANCER!!! Oh boy! No wonder America's going to Hell. If our Christian schools are producing bally-dancers, prey tell me where will the preachers come from??? Who will preach the Words of God without a preacher? (Romans 10:15-17).
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So, let the nonbelievers do the hard, important work, and the believers just perpetuate their beliefs. Guess that means you know who is society can't live without
'Bally' can also be an archaic euphemism for 'bloody', the British swear word. As in "Where's my bloody shirt?"
It is considered a fairly weak swear word these days. What most people don't know is that it's a contraction of 'by our lady' (meaning Mary mother of Jesus).
So... has David inadvertantly blasphemed? Cut your typing hand off David!
Yeah,,America has a preacher shortage. Get a clue David. Preachers produce nothing but echoed bullshit, every last one of you are a waste of resources and time.
Imagine if we had a world were every preacher was replaced by someone who actually helped people and did something good instead of just talking shit and pretending they do such.
Did you mean belly dancer?
If that wasn't a typo (and considering it was in there more than once, it probably isn't), please explain: what is a bally dancer?
Preachers...like you will come from the place where you dont learn to spell very well (like ballet for instances), and cant tell the difference between "prey" and "pray".
It is those sorts of traits that make your rants to credible.
"Who will preach the Words of God without a preacher?"
This one's obviously all on you, Davey J. Spread the message of God around the world and watch as the rate of christian converts plummets.
"bally-dancer"
You fucking idiot.
whats a bally dancer ? Is that like a belly dancer or more like the Chippendales ?
bally = ballet ? I suppose if you are somewhat illiterate... Male ballet dancers are often well built and very strong. A job where you are wearing tights that show your package , in a group of toned lithe women, and touching them a lot.... yup, I can see the homosexuality in that.
A BALLY DANCER!!! Oh boy!
Yup, he probably means ballet, but if I had my choice between the two ...:
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For the record, this is the beginning paragraph of the section the quote was taken from, bold emphasis mine:
Bless God, if you preach the people will come to hear you. Some of the best MP3 preaching you'll ever hear is by Evangelist Phil Kidd. Brother Kidd says it like it is. The great need of the hour is PREACHING PREACHERS!!! Only preachers can train preachers. Teachers will not produce preachers. Missionaries cannot produce preachers. If you want to become a cultured snob that only speaks on non-offensive subjects, using dead expository sermonettes, then you'll love BJU. But if you want to make a difference, then you need to attend a Bible college with a rebel-rouser for a pastor, who is not afraid to throw microphones in the pulpit, toss a few chairs and slam the pulpit while ex-pressing his anger over sin and the Devil. You want a college where the poor, smelly and town sinners are welcomed to sit on the front row pew of their affiliated church. I would never attend a Bible college that operates independent of the local New Testament church. Only a Spirit-filled man of God, who have the AUTHORITATIVE Words of God burning in his heart, can train preachers. You'll learn 10,000 times more about preaching by listening to loving, uncompromising, firm, hard-preaching, from a Spirit-filled man of God like Pastor Jack Hyles (1926-2001), than you will by spending 40-years in some deadbeat Bible college.
Throw microphones? Toss chairs? Slam the pulpit? Stewart, the idea is NOT to get carried away by anger or any other emotion! I'm not convinced Hyles ever dealt in that, for that matter.
"Who will preach the Words of God without a preacher? (Romans 10:15-17)."
My guess is probably some sort of kiddie fiddler.
A BALLY DANCER!!!? I presume this a some kind of appeal to a no-nonsense, calling a spade a spade, plain speakin', no fancy pants, non la-di-da shenanigans malarkey? Well if it is, Dave certainly knows how to herp his derps, no question. Folks, he's probably a model hick.
PS GOD HATES KIDDIE FIDDLERS!
He still can't spell that?
On another note, I actually agree that christian schools should not be graduating people in professional fields.
Too many christian schools are accredited by "fast eddie's totally legit not fake accreditation institute"
In that case I'm hoping that you are critical of your fellow fundies that demand such jobs, as well as other non-preaching jobs, including teaching, to be in the domain of Christians.
Certainly not you, you disgusting hateful sack of un-christian shit. Jesus, if is in fact the son of God, is going to fuck you up so bad even Satan will feel sorry for you (Matthew 7:21-23).
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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