David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

We don't need more Christian pilots, we need leather-lunged preachers! Let the heathens fly the planes. We don't need any more Christian nurses, we need godly mothers! Let the wicked be the nurses. We don't need more fruitcakes! I met a young man who had just graduated from the apostate Independent Baptist church that I've been talking about in this article. I asked him what his big plans were now that he's graduated from a Baptist Christian highschool. He's heading to New York to be a bally-dancer! A BALLY DANCER!!! Oh boy! No wonder America's going to Hell. If our Christian schools are producing bally-dancers, prey tell me where will the preachers come from??? Who will preach the Words of God without a preacher? (Romans 10:15-17).

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