People like you are the problem in this country today. This country was founded on Christanity, and if it wasn't for other religons, then this country would be perfect.
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Yes, folks, it's true! All America's problems have been caused by other religions! Hindus were responsible for the Civil War! Parsis were to blame for the Wall Street Crash! And Paris Hilton is a Shintoist!
Actually, Daddy-o, this country was founded on the principle of Human Rights [look it up!], and if it wasn't for pharisees, everyone would be happier.
Tiny, I thought PH worshipped her own cunt...
Wrong, this country was founded on freedom of religion. Second, read the Treaty of Tripoli, article 12. I think you will be suprised at how wrong you really are.
"People like you are the problem in this country today. This country was founded on Christanity, and if it wasn't for other religions, then this country would be perfect."
Slight typo there, OGD, but I fixed it for you...
Tell you what, when all you Christians can agree on which version of Christianity is the correct one, come back to us.
Meanwhile, I'm not going to hold my breath.
No, this country was founded on terrorizing natives and spreading disease...similar to what you're doing now.
And the Framers were not Fundies, nor were they all even Christian.
No it wasn't, please actually read the US Consitution and Bill of Rights. You'll find no mention of Jehovah, Jesus, the Trinity, the Bible or the Ten Commandments. The C & BoR are America's founding documents, don't give us the fundie spin that the Pilgrams landing at Plymouth Rock founding America. They did no such thing those were English citizens setting up an English colony.
Yes, those damn Episcopalians, and Methodists, and Roman Catholics, and Lutherans, and Pentecostals!
IFB is the One True Church! All others are pale imitations!
Similarly, OD&D (1974) is the One True RPG! All others are pale imitations!
WRAL...the station in the middle of the Research Triangle between Duke, UNC, and NC St. Morons though still abound in that area. I'm glad I moved the hell out of there...then again I moved to Cincinnati and we know what they're like around here so....<sigh>
Your right for once but wrong reason yes the reason the pilgrams came is becuase there were such fundies that No one would take them! So they move to the new world. The spainards were here way before us!!! I bet in your world when the spainard got there they went to Walt Disney World!! The pilgrams gave the indians who taught the to fish, hunt, grow, there friends well they they pilgrams gave the indians blankets covered in small pox!!
MANOS LIES AND IS A HERETIC!
GURPS 3rd Ed. is the One True Way!! All else is blind, convoluted, and confined!
Ok, I give up. The United States of America was founded by Christians, for Christians. You must be right. You keep saying it over and over, so it must be true.
Just one thing, first. Source, please?
@Count Spatula
"Second, read the Treaty of Tripoli, article 12"
I personally prefer article 11.
Signatures are nice tho ;)
That's right, One Good Dad - if you could just eliminate those other pesky religions, you could go back to killing each other another Great World War, instead of diverting your energy to fight these bad guys.
If it wasn't for the Jews, Germany would be perfect
If it wasn't for those damn Yankees, we'd still be able to own n****rs
If it wasn't for the fags, Katrina and 9/11 wouldn't have happened
Rinse. Lather. Repeat
Christians, oh yeah they did found this country! Not only that, they enslaved a race and systematically slaughtered another!
Boy golly wasn't that wonderful.
To bad they took Christianity the wrong way though.
Don't get me wrong i love my country, but I'm not going to deny that our country isn't perfect.
Thomas Paine was then a trademark or what?. And if it weren't for other religions, your country wouldn't exist, to begin with, because half the people who rose it were Jewish and Chinese.
"People like you are the problem in this country today. This country was founded on Christanity"
If that's true, then why did Thomas Jefferson stated that the Church and the State must be seperate?
If this guy becomes President of the US, the world is so fucked. Worse than Georgie Bush.
AND the US WAS NEVER A THEOCRACY!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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