one of these days...you will encounter a demon or fallen angel....you will desperatly need our help....but none of will believe you. Do you want that? The demons in your life may be just waiting to attack you until you have reached the point where nobody here even wants too speak to you. Demons are very intelligent, highly manipulative, and extremly cunning. They can destroy the life you have as you know it. My life will never be the same. Think before you speak. You are gonna need us one day....God sent us all here for a reason...your time may not have come yet....but it will.
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So, putting aside the ludicrous thought of running into a "demon or fallen angel" in the first place, is he really implying that the first thing we'd do is run to a message board and type a post asking what to do about it?!
"one of these days...you will encounter a demon or fallen angel...."Hislittledipshit, that is not going to happen. All of those demons and fallen angels are hallucinations, delusions and bad dreams. I do not suffer from your delusions.
"you will desperatly need our help....but none of will believe you."
None of what will believe me? It is most unlikely that I will ever be interested in help from you or your Fundie pals; nothing beyond "Can I use your phone," maybe.
"Do you want that?"
Well, whether or not a bunch of crazed, demon-sighting, fallen-angel believing, Fundie nutcakes believe me is not likely to bother me much.
"The demons in your life may be just waiting to attack you until you have reached the point where nobody here even wants too speak to you."
Spewing tales of being attacked by illusory creatures is a pretty good way to be sure that not too many people will be interested in speaking with YOU.
"Demons are very intelligent, highly manipulative, and extremly cunning."
Me, too.
"They can destroy the life you have as you know it."
Only if you let your delusions and bad dreams rule your life.
"My life will never be the same."
Uh huh. Try engaging with the real world. Read some non-religion-related books. Talk to some people who are not church members. That can change your life, too... and for the better.
"Think before you speak."
That's very sage advice. I try to do that.
"You are gonna need us one day...."
I really don't think so. See above.
"God sent us all here for a reason..."
No, he didn't, in fact, no, he isn't... at all.
"your time may not have come yet....but it will."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still don't understand how "MY time will come" to have YOUR bad dream.
"Demons are very intelligent, highly manipulative, and extremly cunning."
Wait, are you saying that you have rob, wings and even a harp?. Well, just for a sec, I've got pointed ears and I am Galadriel.
"one of these days...you will encounter a demon or fallen angel....you will desperatly need our help"
In a way, you're right...:
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...as I'm gonna need plenty of water, after this Demon and Fallen Angel respectively have slaked their own 'thirsts' with me! :9
I wish ! [/"Ah! My Goddess"]
@Napoleon the Clown
"I'm actually drinking buddies with my demons. They like me."
As Urd (r) uses Sake as a secondary power source, and her favourite brand is 'Fallen Angel', she would more than 'like you', if you could guarantee a regular supply of such for her! X3
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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